20 Year Old Virgins Page #2

Can I call you?

I don't need

A shot of whiskey

I don't need

A reservoir What I need

Is to be ready when love

When love tries

To be found

Yeah, that's us.

Yeah, yeah, we'd like to order

a large pepperoni pizza with

everything on it.

Yeah, everything.

Combination?

Okay, I'll take a pepperoni combination,

whatever.

Yeah, I got a coupon right here.

Hold on a second.

Dude, this dude over here is asking me

if we want six or twelve slices.

Dude, I'm pretty hungry.

Yeah, me too.

Six ain't gonna be enough, huh?

I'm ordering 12.

Make it 12, yeah.

You're gonna have to make that 12 slices.

Yeah, okay, thanks.

Wait, hold the tomatoes.

Come on dude, it'll just

be for a couple days.

Just till I get my sh*t straightened out.

Can't do it, buddy.

Michelle wont go for it.

If it was my place you know I'd tell you

to come on over.

Yeah, yeah, p*ssy.

I don't need

A shot of whiskey

I don't need

A reservoir All I need

Oh, she's coming.

All right let's put a

little screw right here...

To complete the game successfully

you must transfer the entire blocks of wood

onto another peg without putting

a larger one on top of a smaller one.

Dude, I got it.

Check it out.

Dude!

You're a genius.

I know, I know.

Pizza's here, dude.

Large combination, hold the tomatoes.

That's us.

That'll be 19.95not including tip.

Wait a minute.

There's a couple slices missing.

Your roommate took 'em.

Who?

Thanks for the lunch, queers.

He's not my roommate.

Stupid pizza guy.

Keep the change.

Really?

Don't mention it, man.

Did that prick intercept our food again?

Yeah.

Dude, we gotta get him

back one of these days.

Yo, maybe we should like,

order some shitty food someday.

So that way when he takes it and eats it,

it'll be sh*t.

Dude, you rock.

I know.

All I need Is to

be ready When love

Finally conquers me

In local news today a jumper stood

on the side of a cliff

threatening to jump in a 45 minute standoff

with local authorities.

I bet you a buck that guy won't jump.

You're on dude, you're on dude.

We're sorry to say it did not end well.

The man ended up jumping after a

failed attempt to save him.

Ah, you lose, sucker.

Dammit.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just kidding, homey, I'm not taking it.

Dude, dude, you won fair and square.

I'm just f***ing with you.

I saw this video earlier today.

So did I.

I didn't think the

idiot was gonna jump again.

Dude, what's six inches

long, has a bald head on it,

green, and chicks cant get enough of it?

My dick!

Dude.

What's the difference between a job

and your wife?

What?

After five years your job still sucks.

That's totally true.

Okay, all right.

What's the difference, dude,

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