2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams Page #6

Agh!

Agh! Agh!

It's dinner time!

It's dinner time Come

eat your goddamn.

It's time

What you doing

now, Rufus?

I'm making myself

a Jesus chicken.

Oh, Christ.

Cut.

Clamp. Clamp.

Wrist clamp.

Wrist clamp.

Pig's snout.

Plg's snout.

What the f***

Is going on here?

Well, you got

yourself a boo-boo.

When our livestock gets a boo-boo

we take 'em back and shoot 'em.

Please let me go, please.

You don't have to worry none,

honey. We ain't gonna shoot ya.

That would be

way too boring.

Ah!

Ah, just what

the doctor ordered.

No, please. I'm a good

girI, I'll do anything.

This little piggy went to market.

And this little plggy's stayed home.

And this little piggy

went whoo whoo whoo.

La, la, la.

All the way home!

Guess who?

You know what Granny told you

about coming in here like this.

Aw, the heck

with her, Jemima!

My passion for you

is stronger than candy.

It's hotter

than corn bread.

It's sweeter

than watermelon.

H m. Remember the first time

you crept into my stable,

told me how things

were gonna be,

I'd be

your tar baby,

I'd do

whatever you like,

no matter how dirty, or nasty

or forbidden it might be?

I am your

lord and master.

Are you really? Are

you really in charge?

Uh,

Are you really? Are

you really in charge?

I think so.

I'm gonna lick

you clean, Master.

Ah, Jemlma.

Oh!

Goddammit, Buckman! You

romancing my griddle cakes again?

No, Granny!

No. No.

You're just thinking about your darker

nature, is what you're thinking about.

Go on!

Oh, you race trader,

you chocolate dipping-

Guess who?

Oh, fudge dripping.

H mmm.

Black ebony!

# Do you even know

Who you are? #

# Facebook Superstar #

This is

a very expensive,

very uninsured camera

that my uncle Sal

got me for Passover.

And if it's f***ed,

I'm suing somebody's ass.

Probably yours,

I'm just saying.

And I'm saying,

that old hag

was chopping those chickens like

she was Jeffrey freaking Dahmer,

so f*** your camera! I

ain't filming these people.

At least these people are not

afraid of a little hard work.

Kiss my black ass, Val.

Bend over, honey,

and I will.

Hey, Bossman, why don't you let

me work the lens, I got experience.

Last time

you worked the lens,

it cost my Daddy half a

mill to buy back the video.

It made

you famous.

No sh*t, I got my

little bro through juvie.

Ah, look who's here,

so, Jesus,

where's Bristol?

Oh, she's with the

doc, PM S or some sh*t.

It's cool,

he's got a tent.

So let me get this straight.

You left Bristol with some, uh,

some white trash doctor and

it's 'cause he's got a tent!

Yeah, I thought you people

were with doctors.

You let them suck the sh*t out

of your fat asses, don't you?

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