2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams Page #5

covered In blood?

Naked?

Ugh.

Madre de Dios.

Definitely more tongue.

Are you getting this?

You are perfect, Granny.

Sure you got

a tight shot?

Yeah, I got it.

Let's start

shooting, come on.

Am I good?

My rouge looks good?

You're beautiful.

I want you to really-

Okay, and action I

Our native

American friends-

All right. Cut. Cut I

Excuse me, but-

I'll excuse me,

but I'm the director

and I'm the one

who calls "Cut. "

I write

the checks, okay?

All right, the

structures aren't working.

Let me think. Granny,

profile. Give me a profile.

I got two.

Other profile.

Face this way.

All right, just

go with it. Action!

Our native American friends

taught us the many uses of maize.

You can boil it,

you can pop it,

and ladies, trust me,

with a little pig butter-

this corn cob makes one

hell of a nighttime buddy.

Lookie-Loo, Jezzle,

a fallen soldlerette.

Sniff her out, girl,

check her vitals.

Yo, get that beast

away from her.

That beast is my

lady friend, senor.

And If you are habia

Ingles you'd understand

she's telling you to

go call on M r. Harper.

M r. Harper?

Alexander Harper, honey. He our

veterinarian, he fix chicken and such.

Oh, he does people, too.

I want some, so pig

knuckle on the Chinaman.

Hey I

Yo, you mind?

The name's

Hucklebilly, dumb ass.

And I don't mind at all.

You like what

you see, little man?

My, my, my,

the South is rising.

Dang! It must've

gotten stung by a bee.

I'm all swelled up

down there.

Don't you have

some cotton to pick?

Some sh*t to shovel?

My chores are done.

It's playtime now.

Why are you

stampeding me?

Get your paws off me

you damned dirty yanks.

We'll give you

a lesson, H ucklefuck.

Hucklebilly,

ass clown.

The way things look down there you

two might wanna get yourself stung.

Party poopers!

Hello?

Yo, anybody here?

Looks like the little lady

can use my help, Santiago.

It's "Jesus. "

And no sh*t, Sherlock, she had

an accident, she bumped her head.

Give me that iron.

The one on the table.

You know,

If you like son,

I can also help you with

that speech Impediment.

Yo, Dracula,

it's called an accent.

The good doctor

needs his quiet, dude,

I suggest

you join the others.

Go on, boy, go on.

I must make sure you fix her good,

I don't want nobody suing me.

No need to worry,

we'll bring her round.

When she's done.

Whatever, ojete.

Knock yourselves out.

Oh, you can

crack corn on that.

Agh I

The secret

to Southern home cooking

is you never ever tenderize

without loving your blade.

I love you.

Treat your meat

as you would an old friend.

Ha! Come on in. Agh!

Or an enemy.

Or your friends and enemies!

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