10 Rules for Sleeping Around Page #3

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Always controversial Field,

and talk to him about..

His legendary career as well as his notoriously

open lifestyle..

Which is being followed by

his new reality series..

"Fields of Dreams".

Mr Fields, the stories are legendary.

How you started in the mailroom,

work your way all the way up..

To owning your own multimillion dollar empire.

Bullshit, i f***ed my way to the top.

I f***ed whoever and whatever i had to.

Men, women, i f***ed a camel once.

I don't give a sh*t.

Put it right here in front of my cock,

and i'll f*** it if it means i'll get my way.

I'll f*** you and your cameraman right now,

if it'll make more people watch this sh*t.

Why don't we talk about your fabulous ball?

Your guest list is the creme de la creme..

Wallstreet, Hollywood celebrities, socialites,

industrial titans..

And my ever presence entourage,

my boys and girls..

The beautiful people..

-yes.

What's your secret?

-I have no secrets.

I'm a media whore, remember?

But i don't give anything away.

So, go to my newest global venture..

FieldEPublishing.com..

And for $9.95, you can download

all the juicy tidbits.

In my best selling autobiography..

I f***ed everyone..

And as in all Jeffery Field's gala..

It don't end until the sun shines.

I'm Michael Corbit.

Mr Owen, i was told you want to move the cigar box by 4 feet?

Yes, please thank you.

But.. It's a massive undertaking.

Massive undertaking? Do you feel that breeze?

-Yeah.

See the way the smoke from the cigar is going this way?

If you're smoking a cigar..

Here, and i'm here talking to Gwyneth Paltrow

and Miley Cyrus..

The cigar smoke comes to them,

now they smell like Fidel Castro.

You want that? No, me neither. So, 4 feet, thank you.

-Okay.

Excuse me, why is this purple?

Why is it purple?

I want it violet.

Perfection is our sanctity,

if you don't understand, i'll get someone else.

Thank you, you can take it away now.

Go.

Cherrie..

-Somebody really knows how to crack the whip.

Cherrie, you should see me in the bedroom..

That can be arranged.

If i have met you before that summer

in Vankemp, who knows..

My life might have taken a different turn.

I've got first dibs on Owen.

Besides, i don't think you're his type.

Behave, i'm not a piece of meat.

What is my nosey neighbor Barbara

doing here today?

Being nosey.

I think you're trying to steal my stylist.

Don't worry Barb, i don't think there's a thing he can do to you..

That your plastic surgeon hasn't done already.

I said it.

Stop flirting, if your boyfriend Hans see you touch me,

he's gonna have your nuts in a sling.

If this party isn't uber fabulous,

i'll have your nuts..

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