10 Rules for Sleeping Around

Synopsis: A screw ball sex comedy following two couples and their ten rules to a happy healthy and open relationship.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Leslie Greif
Production: Screen Media Films
 
IMDB:
3.7
Metacritic:
1
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
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Year:
2013
94 min
21 Views

Cameron!

Hi.

-My boss is gonna kill me for leaving early.

What is your emergency?

I can't believe you brought me out in the rain.

Stop, i love a little summer rain.

I think it's romantic.

And what are you talking about?

I thought you quit the travel agency

to supervise your remodelling..

I did but Owen's out of control,

and now i'm working like a dog to pay for it.

And Cameron, i can't tell Ben.

What's the rush?

You know the market would turn around.

There's only one Hamptons.

Why am i here?

What is your emergency?

Okay..

Speaking of the old Hamptons getaway..

I need to borrow it.

Why?

I'm having a little open house myself.

But only one guy is coming.

Read.. His name is Hugh.

I mean she's my future baby mama.

I love me my Kate.

-It's not about love, how's your sex life?

It's..

It's fine.

-My point percisely.

You gotta spice it up.

-By banging other girls?

Slow down buddy,

you're not there yet.

Slow down.

Start by..

Asking Kate for a threesome.

Are you out of your mind?

Why not? You ever had one?

-No.

See, you know i know women.

You know this, but you gotta grow a pair

and ask her.

You know what?

I'm not even supposed to say this..

But Kate has asked Cameron about it.

No, that don't work me.

That is bull.

There are clear cut signs,

for when a woman wants to sleep around.

I know this, perfect hair, good panties,

night time make up in the morning..

Like you would know good panties.

I'm just saying, if the sex is already boring

and you're not even married yet..

Why not throw it out?

I couldn't handle a threesome.

I couldn't do it, honestly.

I'm just not well-verse enough

on threeway ettiquete.

I mean where to start..

What to put where,

who do you do first..

Am i paying too much attention,

not enough attention..

Who to thank..

The pressure.

You thank everybody.

I can't believe you're having an affair.

Not an affair.

A fling, a larc, a bump, bootycall.

Little bump and grind.

What about your husband?

It was Vince's idea.

You're having an open marriage?

How come you never told me this?

Over 50% of marriages fail because of infidelity.

So, right before we got married..

Vince came out with the 10 rules

to a healthy open relationship.

How many men have you been with?

That we would never end up divorce because of cheating.

-How many?

Men biologically have the need to spread their seeds..

How many men?

-Doesn't matter.

Do you think Hugh would like this?

It has no zippers or buttons.

He'll love it.

So, he made up 10 rules.

Yeah, 1.. Never go out with an ex.

-Right.

2.. No more than 3 dates with the same person.

3.. no pictures, video, or media yet to be invented

throughout the universe.

4.. Always an away game, never on home turf.

That includes friends and neighbor's beds.

It can be wrong.

-Yeah.

Number 5 AKA the no Marv Albert play by play..

No announcements, no intros,

no details..

You see each other in public,

you keep walking.

Hold it Cammie, this is way to Maxim.

And i don't even read Maxim.

What happened if you just woke up one morning, and you were like..

Time for some fresh dick.

Sorry.

Number 6, the neighborhood blackout rule.

Stay away from favorite restaurants,

clubs, hangouts.

7.. The group maxed no more than 5 at a time.

Time out, flag on the play.

What does it matter how many people if you're open about it?

More than 5 people becomes an orgy,

i have standard..

But as high as a limbo stick.

8.. No gifts, giving or receiving..

9.. The no sleeping with friends and family plan.

That includes second and third cousins.

God, that is so gross. Only you Vince, would need a rule like that.

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