You, Me and Him


Only since I was five.

You should have been more



I just didn't want to lose you.

You have me.

This is it. I'm done.

- I want us to be a family.


I need time...

- time to think.

- Sure. Oh, absolutely, yeah. Cool.

No pressure.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

[ALFIE] So, you dumped her?

No, Alf. She asked for a baby.

Not a kidney.

That would be way less hassle.

- I said I'd think about it.

- Who would have it?


You'll never have sex again. Pregnancy

fucks with your vagina, man.

She wants to do it. There's no

way I'm shitting out a kid.

- How many of these we've had?

- Like...

three... each.

- The guy said just have a half.

- It'll be mellow. It's always mellow.


[ALFIE] What is happening?

It just won't stop.

[ALEX] We're all gonna die.






- [JOHN] Hey! You made it.

- Of course, we did.

We needed the alcohol.

Well, I'm just glad

you didn't feel intimidated.

[OLIVIA] Happy divorce.

Thank you very much, Olivia.

I'm heartbroken, you know?

- Hang on in there.

- [JOHN] Thank you, Alex.

Just BTW, I can see right

through that top.

Oh, oh! Mojitos are up!

Come on! [CHANTING]


[ALEX] Babe.

- I'm still not talking to you, okay?

- I'm sorry.

Those brownies were stronger

than expected and to be fair...

that ride cannot be safe for


- Alex, this is not the way to behave.

- I know.

I just got bored of not getting

anything done

- and wanted to have some fun, I am trying.

- Well, just hurry up!

- Hurry up!

- Yes!

Girls? Really?

Isn't this something about MTV

in the 90's?

I think those two will fancy you


Alex, I need you to be the person

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