Yossi And Jagger Page #2

Year:
2002
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maybe one of these days,

during the weekend.

I don't know...

Are you sure you really want it?

Sometime female soldiers think

to be in love with their commanders

but it's an illusion, the uniform

and ranks can be confusing.

i'm not confused, i'm sure

i feel something for him.

Jagger is fantastic.

No offense,

but he is not likr other men.

Not only cause he is cute,

with those lips...

also that, but not only that.

he's simple,

and different.

I guess he realy has it.

You know if he has someone already?

Have you been here the whole time?

No, i just arrived.

- Everything ok here?

- Yes, fine.

If it's true, why not saying perfect?

Are you ok?

Perfectly.

Let's go eat.

Where have you been?

This place is dirty like hell.

Did you tell him?

Disgusting, have to wash my hair.

- Maybe you should come with me?

- Don't know, haven't seen Jagger yet.

What are you doing?

I told you for 5 minutes.

Do you think this is

the way to cut?

-Have you been told you are a nazi?

-I'm an artist.

A nazi artist.

Make sure the bread is on the table,

i can take care of myself.

I'm starving... Yaniv!

On my way!

Did you come to eat

or something happened?

There are good news.

First of all the spring rolls ''California''

home made.

Get some.

Heavenly. You're a genious!

- What are you doing here?

- i have no clue.

Sure?

what do you mean?

You have been the whole morning

with Yossi. He didn't say anything?

I doubt he knew something about it.

They are more than

simple warnings,

they are already in the stripe,

they'll get in today

and it's going to get ugly.

And this should be the good news?

Yaniv, give me more please!

Why bad?

War is always a good thing.

The smell of burned meat

early in the morning !

Relax, where is your sense

of humor go?

Tonight we are going to kick their asses,

or we are screwed.

Grilled chicken with triumph

local grass and zenzero.

Weather you like it or not,

you won't leave here,

you won't go to Cordon Bleu school,

promise !

I promise to invite you in some years

to my restaurant,

french,lebanese, not to miss.

- There is bad karma on this table.

- What ?

The light of their aura is terrible.

There is a limit to everything.

They were 3 days

in the mog under the snow,

it's not wise

to let them out again.

Did you become gay?

are you their mom ?

I have a mission to accomplish,

did you forget?

No, but we came back just an hour ago

they are tired,

they can't get into action again.

And with the full moon

they will see us till turkey.

- Why don't you bomb them from the top?

- bullshit!

Who cares of the full moon!

In a while you'll tell me

that Mercury is retreating.

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