Synopsis: Dolph Springer wakes up one morning to realize he has lost the love of his life, his dog, Paul. During his quest to get Paul (and his life) back, Dolph radically changes the lives of others: a pizza-delivering nymphomaniac, a jogging-addict neighbor in search of completeness, an opportunistic French-Mexican gardener, and an off-kilter pet detective. In his journey to find Paul, Dolph may lose something even more vital: his mind.
Genre: Comedy, Mystery
Director(s): Quentin Dupieux
Production: Drafthouse Films
  7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min

over the phone,

it's quite odd.

I'm on the other line.

Can we talk about it later?

Yes, of course, sure.

You're... You're the boss.

- Okay, we'll... we'll get to it later.

- Good.

- B ye.

- B ye-b y.


- Are you still there?

- Of course, sir.

Yeah, come to think of it,

actually something doesn't sit well with me

regarding this logo.

- What is it?

- Well...

I get the whole idea about a rabbit

being fast.

I mean, that makes sense.

But why a motorcycle?

The rabbit's fast enough on its own,

so the motorcycle's overkill.

I mean, don't you think

that's a little weird?

Yeah, it's true.

I haven't thought about it, to be honest.

Now that you've pointed it out,

it strikes me as strange too.

Because now I think of the motorcycle

as being fast, not the rabbit.

I mean, even if he's driving it,

he's no longer the cause of the speed.

Technically, the motorcycle is.

Yes, I agree it's a bit ambiguous.


Um, well, I don't... I'm not gonna

be ordering anything just yet.


I understand, sir.

I mean, the logo was ill-conceived.

It must be unsettling.

No, it's not that.

I'm... I'm just upset today.

My dog is gone

and this takes my mind off it.

You know, I just called you

to give myself a distraction.

This was lovely.

I... I loved this conversation.

I... I hope to speak with you again.

You know where to reach me.

My name is Emma.


And what's your name?

It's Dolph Springer.

Very well, Dolph. Goodbye.

Texture, not the color.

Certainly comes in many colors...

Can't pass through, sir.

Street's closed.

Turn around.

What happened here?

Why do you wanna know?

I'm from the neighborhood.

And I... I drive by here every day.

So I'm curious

why there's a charred car here.

Well, let me go find out.

Okay. I gotta be honest with you.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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