Woody Woodpecker

Synopsis: The hyperactive red-headed bird enters a turf war with a big city lawyer wanting to tear down his home in an effort to build a house to flip.
Director(s): Alex Zamm
Production: Universal Pictures Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
91 min

if it was convenient for you

before he had a stroke.

I'm starting construction

on a big project.

Can't you just take him with you?

No, I have a family crisis.

You hardly ever see your son!

It is time for you to step up to the plate

and do your part.

You know what? I'm sorry, Linda.

The timing is just really bad.

I can't do it.

I'm sorry, I would like to help you,

but I can't.

And that's final.

My hands were tied. You saw that.

Yeah, I know. But I'm not a kid person.

Even when I was a kid.

I need a Xanny.

I feel a migraine coming on.

Hey, Tommy.

Tommy, take off your headphones, please.

Look, it's not that I don't

appreciate the drumming,

because it's awesome.

But can you maybe drop it down

a few decibels, please?

Fine. I won't play ever again.

Happy now, Lance?


What happened to "Dad"?

I know you don't want me here.

The only kid you want in your life

is your girlfriend.

You know what,

Vanessa is not a kid. She's much...

Much older-ish than you are.

Look, your mom's right.

We haven't had a chance

to spend much time together lately.

So we can just look at this trip

as an opportunity to bond.

Good talk.

Well, we are here.

By "here," do you mean middle of nowhere?

Just wait till you see it.

Oh, come on. Would you just look at this?

Pristine, untouched.

I cannot wait to get a bulldozer in here

and start building.

Petty exciting, huh, bud?


I'm telling you, baby,

if a house on this site

does not quadruple our investment,

I don't know what will.

Come here, let me show you.

Uh, Lance, these shoes...

Baby, wait,

my shoes are not made for that!

Okay, so the front door

is gonna be somewhere about here.

And then...


Two-story vaulted ceiling,

stunning view of the river,

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Alex Zamm

Alex Zamm is an American film director. Beginning with 1998's Chairman of the Board, he has directed numerous poorly received films, most of them released directly to DVD. With a focus on creating family entertainment, Zamm has directed such films as My Date with the President's Daughter, Tooth Fairy 2, The Pooch And The Pauper, Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts, R.L. Stine’s: The Haunting Hour, and Snow. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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