What We Do in the Shadows Page #2

No way.

I was out of there.

Yah, I came to this country for love.

Uh, there was a girl. Human girl.

And...

... I...

... thought she was fantastic.

She was...

... absolutely amazing.

I was smitten.

Her family emigrated to New Zealand.

And, I thought,

'you know what, to hell with it.

I'm gonna go. I'm going to chase her

and tell her how I feel.'

I told my servant Phillip,

'Send me to New Zealand.'

He...

... put the wrong postage on my coffin.

So the whole journey took about 18 months.

And when I got here, she had...

... found someone else.

She had fallen in love.

And...

She was married.

She gave me this before she left.

There she is.

That's me, I put myself in there too.

She told me in was pure silver.

Unfortunately...

... we vampires can not wear silver.

Yeah...

It's about as long as I can wear that.

Tonight, we are going out

into Wellington center.

It is important that we look good.

Yeah, it's really good. Yeah.

One of the unfortunate things about

not having a reflection is that you...

... don't know exactly what you look like.

Look!

A ghost cup!

Floating all by itself!

We can give each other feedback and

help each other out until

we're looking great.

Yes, some of our clothes are from victims.

We might bite someone and then...

... you think,

'ooh, those are some nice pants!'.

- Do work these?

- NO!

Change it!

When you are a vampire,

you become very sexy.

We are trying to attract victims to us.

Not sure about the waist coat.

I go for a look which I call

Dead But Delicious.

We are the bait.

But we're also the trap.

Hello, ladies.

And my love, we are ready to go

into town and party!

Vampire... vampire style.

When we go into town,

we must try to blend in.

We are walking the streets.

Coming into town.

Um, it's really cool because

just for one brief moment

I feel...

Homos!

The trouble with being a vampire is you

have to be invited in, to go in.

We would like to come into the bar, please.

Invite us into the bar, please.

Keep walking.

You invite us in!

If the humans find out what we were...

... they would destroy us.

There are between 60 and 70 vampires

in the greater Wellington region.

- Obvious vampire.

- Joline!

Hello!

How embarrassing.

He's a guy I used to work with

when I was human.

- Is he gone?

- Yeah, he's gone.

I've been draining him all night.

Been a very thirsty girl.

Being bitten as a little boy or a little girl

you always going to look the same age.

What are you doing tonight?

Going to kill some perverts?

- Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile.

- Cool.

Okay, let's just go please.

- Have a good night, guys!

- Yeah, you have a good night!

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