W.C. Fields: 6 Short Films Page #3
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He's coming this way.
- Gives me the creeps. | - Me, too.
- Stop that, you! | Stop acting... Stand still.
Now, you stand clear and keep your eye | on the ball. Stand still.
Don't get moving 'round here | with those inhabited feet of yours.
As I was saying, it requires | a great deal of quiet nerve...
And slow...
Stand still and | keep your eye on the ball.
I'm sorry, dear. | Did I lose my temper, huh?
What is it? | Ohh!
Godfrey Daniel. | Tsk, tsk.
Wring your neck.
Aah.
Put your foot | on that, will you?
I wouldn't have you again | with me as a caddy...
for all the tea in China.
Tea or coffee or chop suey | or whatever it is they have there.
I said I'd like | to wring your neck.
Like to wash it first, | and then give it a good wring.
Give it a "wring" | they'd hear for...
miles.
Miles.
- Would you take that out, please? | - Oh, yes, of cour...
Thank you. Put it in there, | will you, girl? Thank you.
- This is really disgusting. | - Oh, it's terrible!
- I'm sorry that you had to see this. | - Oh, that's all right.
Now, stand clear | and keep your eye on the ball.
Stand still!
Ooh!
Keep your eye | on the ball.
Mm-hmm.
- Hello, Sheriff. | - How are you?
The sheriff is looking | for Mr. Bellwether.
Ohh.
- Well, where is he? | - He's out playing golf with your wife.
With my wife? | Come on! Holy smoke, let's get him.
- There it is. | - Huh?
- There! | - Where?
- On the end of your club. | - Oh...
- So it is, so it is! | - Oh, yes!
What an eye he has.
Now, you stand clear | and keep your eye on the ball.
Oh, I've forgotten something.
Huh? Oh.
Probably forgotten | her horse.
Well, I won't | need it anyway.
Won't need a horse. | Want to ride it...
I won't need it either!
Here's a club for you | for short holes.
Now, stand clear, | and keep your eye on the ball.
I lost a horse one time. I forgot him | and left him down the Grand Canyon.
Grand Canyon and...
That's a beautiful camel | you have with you.
Crazy about me.
Now, stand clear, boy, and keep... | Don't stand there.
Don't you know I'll smite you | on the sconce with this truncheon?
He's standing right... | and go, boom away!
Great, silly boy.
- I'll have to have it reblocked. | - Oh, that's a shame.
Yes.
Thanks! | Thanks for nothing!
You stand clear | and keep your eye on this ball.
As I was saying, this is | "hitting past the chin. "
- Mm-hmm. | - Stand clear, boy.
So it's you, is it?
I'd like to take | this club and...
- I'll tee that up, dear. | - All right.
Now, stand clear and | keep your eye on the ball.
Another thing I forgot | to tell you was...
keep the wrists | together.
- Never let the wrists separate. | Take the club back slow...
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