Underdog Page #2

it couldn't get any worse,

these numbskulls show up.

[Male dog] Hey, runt. You lost?

- The name's Riff Raff.

- He's Riff Raff.

- I've marked this territory.

- Yeah, he marked it.

Look, I don't Want any trouble, OK?

Well, then today's your lucky day, mutt.

I'd rip you to pieces,

but I don't Want to get my paWs dirty.

Yeah. You're not

Worth his time, fleabag.

- [Chuckles] Fleabag. Yes.

- Get him!

SWeet. We're going to get him.

Come back here!

That mutt dumped my trash.

Come on. Get him, boys.

- He thinks he's a greyhound.

- Look at him go.

[Riff Raff] I'll eat

that runt for dinner.

Dibs on leftovers.

- [Tires screeching]

- Oh! Speed bump.

- What a Way to go.

- I'm With you, boss.

Let's get out of here.

[Dog Whimpering]

Hello?

[Whimpering]

Hey, I thought I clipped you.

What are you doing? [laughing]

You're a funny little dog.

Come here. Come here.

Let me see. Where's your collar?

Oh, is that a kiss?

Where's your collar?

You don't have a home?

Why don't you come home With me? Huh?

We got a nice home, just for you.

- [Engine starts]

- What are you doing out that WindoW?

I know what you're thinking.

He just hit me with his car,

and I climb in the front seat.

Look, I may not be able

to smell a bomb,

but I can smell a good person.

- [Keyboard clicking]

- [Boy] Please excuse Jack Unger

from any and all activity

because he has a bad cold.

No, too simplistic.

He has shingles.

No, I already used that.

Come on, Jack. Dig deep.

[Sighs] I got one.

Perfect.

[Dan] Hey, Jack,

you ready for school yet?

- Yeah.

- Come on out back.

- I can't. I'm busy.

- AW, come on.

I got something to shoW you.

- [Groaning]

- Hey, I heard that.

Yeah, you're a good dog.

Can you sit for me?

- [Sneezes]

- Oh. God bless you.

Here's your ba...

Hey, Jack. Look.

- You bought a dog?

- No, I didn't buy him.

I, uh, I found him on the street.

He's cute, isn't he?

I thought maybe We'd go for Walks,

take him on a hike.

Hikes? Oh, fun.

Hey, look at that. I think

We should call him... Shoeshine.

Considering all the other

things he probably licks,

I think that's the best call.

Jack, I just thought

he Would be good for you.

Take your mind off a feW things.

Listen, I'm telling you

I am fine, all right?

- OK.

- You don't have to keep doing this.

You've got other things to Worry about,

like being a prison guard to lab rats.

You know What?

I like the neW job.

[Phone ringing]

If you don't Want the dog, I'll

take him to the pound this afternoon.

[Door opens and closes]

- Hello?

- [Groans]

No, no, I'll come back.

All right. Thank you.

I got to go back to Work.

- What about Shoelick?

- Shoeshine.

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