Uncommon Law Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
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Oh, a dragon, is it of
the red or blue flight?
Blue?
Oh, Balerion has
followed me from his lair.
Fear not, I shall vanquish the fiend!
Weep for me should I perish.
Are you okay?
I will never call you a nerd again.
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Oh, no.
Okay Drunkles, I think you've had enough.
I can do it.
Present for you.
Don't drink.
You don't know what you're missing.
Well darn.
I was expecting her to say
something enlightening.
So, why don't you drink?
I don't do anything
that poisons my body.
Drugs, alcohol, tobacco, it's all garbage.
I can respect that.
Oh hey no, to each his own.
I'm not gonna judge ya for it.
See that's the thing a lot
of people don't understand.
It's not about telling people that...
[WAITRESS] Here's your burger.
Murderer!
You murder innocent animals you beast!
How do you sleep at night!
Sorry.
Sometimes I just lose it when I see
people eating the flesh
of living creatures.
Yeah, that's totally normal.
Well I think it's commendable
that you don't eat meat.
Yeah, I mean, I think if
the world would be a better place.
Absolutely.
- Meat is murder, right?
- Exactly.
If cannibalism is illegal,
why isn't a steak?
That is a totally reasonable comparison.
Don't you agree Melissa?
Yes, Brendan, completely reasonable.
It is such a relief to
find like-minded individuals.
What do you say we
teach the next carnivore
who comes in here a real lesson?
I can see how that is
in no way a bad idea.
What's up guys?
Cody, grab a seat man.
You are gonna love what
Melissa's date has to say.
Oh yeah sure thing,
I just stopped by to get
a bite before I went home.
Oh hey, can I get a burger, rare?
Just chop it off the cow and
throw it on the bun. (LAUGHS)
That's for all the bovine Americans
who can't protect themselves! (LAUGHS)
I'll call ya.
Hey!
I hate you guys.
[BRENDAN NARRATION]
Another date tonight.
As usual, I've got Melissa on standby.
I can't believe you two are
still pullin' this sh*t man.
What, it's flawless.
(LAUGHING)
Okay, mostly flawless.
You two been doin' this
sh*t since high school.
And?
And that was 10 years ago.
You ever thought
about just tellin' girls
that you don't want to date them?
It's what they always say to me.
Sure, but you'd be surprised
how often that doesn't work.
Dude, you're takin' this sh*t too far.
We're not taking it too far.
You go to each other's dates.
Do you know how weird that is?
Only first dates.
That doesn't make it any better.
The dating scene is miserable Zabrina,
I'll take any advantage I can get.
So right.
I went on a date with a guy last week,
and he left because he said I
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