Two of a Kind

Synopsis: God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world...
Director(s): John Herzfeld
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
  6 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

$13,464 and smile.

You're kidding.


I only have 600.


All right. Go in the

back and get the rest.

Ifyou screw this up,

I'm gonna shoot somebody.


No. Her.

Oh. Okay.

I have to go in the back.


- Nothing.

- What?.


Your mustache is falling off.

How 'bout now?.

It's still a little off.

- You'd really look betterwithout it.

- Don't get cute.

Just get the money, will ya?.

- Goodmorning, Debbie.

- Hi.

All right. We've been here too long.

I'll meet you at the swinging door.

That reallywouldn't be

very smart, would it?.

- Everyone will seeyou.

- Then take this shopping bag...

- that I left hereyesterday and fill it.

- Okay.

- I'll look for it.

- Okay. Thankyou.


- Can I helpyou?.

- No, I'm just, uh--

I left a bag hereyesterday. I'm

waiting to see iftheyfind it.

- Oh, you found it?. Thankyou.

- You'rewelcome.

I'm single.

Mr. Sikes!

Back! Get down! Get down!


Oh, nice try.

Look, let's not waste any more time.

I'm not gonna change my mind.

Wait! Wait! Hold it.

Okay, he's rotten.

Let's pick another one.

No, no, no. He was your choice.

- Not mine.

- I didn't tell him to rob that bank.

- He looked like a nice kid to me.

- Looked like my cousin, Paco.

Can we please choose someone else?.


But could we have a few more

hours?. Just a little more time?.

"I wasted time, but now

doth time waste me. "


Richard I I, act five, scene five.

Tonight. J ust give us until tonight.

That young man's gonna

shape up. Let's watch him.

All right. All right. One more look.


F*ck it!

Broadway Savings. Good morning.

Hi, baby.

- How you doin'?. You having a good day?.

- Oh! Oh!

Debbie? Wait. Don't

come in. Close the door.

Yeah, this is Monarch Photos.

That checky,ou wrote bounced.

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John Herzfeld

John Herzfeld is an American film and television director, screenwriter, actor and producer. His feature film directing credits include Two of a Kind, 2 Days in the Valley, 15 Minutes and The Death and Life of Bobby Z. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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