
The Stuff
- R
- Year:
- 1985
- 87 min
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Well, while you were
at the Metropolitan Opera last night,
I just happened to be walking
through your hotel room
and I dropped this in your pocket.
Huh?
Oh, shit!
Well, I'll be a son-of-a-bitch!
- You know, Mr... Uh?
- Rutherford, Moe Rutherford.
- You know why they call me Moe?
- No, why?
'Cause every time people give me money,
I always want mo'.
- Well, you know, Mr Rutherford?
- Yes, sir?
I don't think you're quite as dumb
as you appear to be.
No one is as dumb as I appear to be.
( man chuckles )
Now, as I understand it, there is
a certified check with my name on it.
- The gentleman there.
- Ooh, this fella here?
MOE:
Oh, yes. Look at that.Okay, yeah.
That's good enough for starters.
Asshole!
When you talk to the FBI,
would you tell them this for me?
Ugh!
- Broke his jaw.
- What the hell...?
Uh, thanks for the job, gentlemen.
Will you go up and tell your brother
to get down here?
Oh, come on! My cereals gonna get
soggy. I'll get him when I'm done.
Do as I tell you and do it now!
Maybe his alarm didn't go off.
He was up running around in the middle
of the night. No wonder he's exhausted.
( mouths )
Tell him he's not missing school.
I don't care what his excuse is.
Hi.
MOM:
There he is!- What do you want for breakfast?
- Nothing.
I'll scramble a few over easy for you.
Well, uh, my stomach doesn't really
feel too good.
DAD:
It sure felt goodat four oclock this morning!
Listen, young man, you've missed
three days of school already.
You're not missing any more.
I don't know what your plans are today,
but you're not about
to miss any more days.
May I have some?
I've finished my cereal.
- Sure. It's good for you.
- No! Don't eat that!
There's nothing wrong with it.
I had some last night.
I'm telling you, it isn't good.
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