The Sasquatch Gang Page #2

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We found Sasquatch tracks.

Shut up, Maynard.

Sasquatch?

Yeah, right.

Like that video of yours

we watched last night?

You guys

let Shane watch it?

That's it.

You're banned from renting.

We don't give a crap, yo.

What's she doing

with you guys?

She's just

a friend of mine.

I bet she's walking out

ahead of you guys,

wasn't she, Maynard?

Yeah, so what?

So I just figured out

who laid the Sasquatch tracks.

That's all.

Shut up, Shane.

Make me.

We really did find

those Sasquatch tracks.

You just wait

and see, jerkwad.

Why don't you put your money

where you mouth is, punk?

Fine, I'm not afraid.

Okay, well, if there are

real "Sasquatch" tracks

up there,

then I'll give you this.

If they're not, I get

your entire video collection.

No way.

Told you so.

His girlfriend laid the tracks.

Fine, it's a deal.

Thanks.

In the meantime, I'll hang on

to the other video we got.

Don't trip over

your girlfriend's fat feet

on the way home.

They weren't too fat for you

with the nickelcade

the other day.

Oh.

You better put

that metal-mouth dog

on a chain, Gavin.

Shut up, Shane.

She's not a dog.

You're a dog.

Ooh, you're scaring me.

Boo!

Ugh!

Get up, Gavin.

Get up and fight me.

Muffin.

Come on, Tinker Bell.

Come on, Gavin.

It's not worth it.

Yeah, we've got to get

to town.

Come on.

Lucky, you know that?

Yeah, Gavin,

you better run along.

Gosh, that guy's

a stinking ugly butt.

You know, we really did find

those Sasquatch footprints.

So he's the one

who's gonna lose.

That Chinese Star

is as good as mine.

Come on.

Yeah, he's screwed.

Officer, we'd like

to file a report--

We were up on the trail

to Deer Cliff Falls,

and we found a number

of large tracks.

We think it's bigfoot.

Bigfoot.

Hey, Chillcut,

got a lead for you.

What do you got?

Okeydokey,

We'll wait for you

at the trailhead.

Chillcut out.

There's gonna be

reporters there.

Satisfied?

I guess.

Are you sure it's legal

to have four of us

stuffed back here

withouts seat belts?

Oh, relax, big boy.

The way you're all wedged

back there

is probably better

than a seat belt.

Now, if you excuse me, I've got

some personal business

to attend to.

She-Ra, this is He-Man.

Over.

That's a go for She-Ra.

It's the Sasquatch again.

Drop everything

and meet me

at the Deer Cliff Falls

trailhead. Over.

Which one of you kids

found this?

I guess

maybe I figured it out.

Well, you've got yourself

quite a cache of evidence here,

don't you think?

Do you think

it's the Sasquatch?

Well, if it wasn't

the Sasquatch,

We sure got some big dude

walking around here,

dumping the biggest feces

I've ever seen in my life,

And I've seen a lot.

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