The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page #2

Yes.

Four,

Yes.

Three,

Yes.

Two,

Yes.

One!

I'm just a little black rain cloud

Hovering under the honey tree,

I'm only a little black rain cloud,

Pay no attention to little me.

Ev'ryone knows that a rain cloud

Never eats honey, no, not a nip,

I'm just floating around over the ground

Wondering where I will drip.

Christopher Robin! I think the bees S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.

Perhaps they think you're after their honey?

Why it maybe that. You never can tell with bees.

I'm just a little black rain cloud

Hovering under the honey tree,

Christopher Robin! I think it would help with this deception if you would get, kind of open, your umbrella and say: Tut-tut, it looks like rain.

Tut-tut, it looks like rain, Tut-tut, it looks like rain.

Ooooh. Christopher Robin, I have come to a very important decision. These are the wrong sorts of bees.

Excuse me please, bees.

Christopher Robin! Oh, bother. I think I shall come down.

I'll catch you Pooh! Ohhh.

Hurry. Come on! A bee.

Help! Christopher! Christopher Robin, you never can tell with bees.

[Narrator] Now Pooh was not the sort to give up easily. When he put his mind to honey, he stuck to it. Now honey rhymes with bunny, and bunny rhymes with...a...

Rabbit? I like Rabbit, because he uses short easy words like "How about lunch?" and "Help yourself, Pooh"

[Rabbit] Pooh? Lunch? Oh, no, not again. Oh my, oh my, oh my goodness gracious!

Is anybody at home? "What I said was, 'Is anybody at home?'

No.

Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?

Nobody.

Somebody's there, because somebody must have said "nobody". Oh Rabbit isn't that you?

Noooo.

But isn't that Rabbit's voice?

I don't think so, it isn't meant to be.

Hallo, Rabbit!

Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. Uh... Pooh Bear? A, uh...uh...What a pleasant surprise! Uh, uh... how about lunch?

Oh, thank you Rabbit.

And help yourself, Pooh. Would you like condensed milk, or honey on your bread?

Both. But, never mind the bread, please. Just a small helping, if you please?

There you are. Is a... something wrong?

Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping.

But perhaps you'd save time if you took a whole jar.

Thank you Rabbit.

So Pooh ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate... and ATE! Until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice:

I must be going now. Good bye, Rabbit.

Well, good bye, if you're sure you won't have any more.

Is there any more?

No, there isn't.

I thought not. Oh, oh, oooo help and bother. I'm stuck.

Oh, dear, oh gracious, well, it all comes from eating too much.

Oh it all comes of not having front doors big enough.

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