The Long Weekend Page #3

It's the bottle of Glen Kyoto. That's...

Hey, you know it.

And look at this. Wow.

That's a Glen Kyoto T-shirt.

Oh, look at this great piece of artwork.

Wow, that's a Glen Kyoto

ashtray, of course.

That's uncanny, because just today, I was

thinking about taking up smoking, so...

- Call that brotherly intuition.

- Thank you, buddy.

Don't thank me.

Thank the number-one-selling

Japanese rice whisky in the world.

Puts a roof over our head

and tastes delicious, right?

Oh, hey.

- These came for you.

- Oh, yeah.

Fan mail.

Oh, my God.

How'd you like to have that

wrapped around your cock?

On, dirty.

But I'd do her. Would you do her?

You'd definitely do her. Come on.

- Oh!

- Ooh.

Oh. Fat man in little panties.

That one's yours. Oh, hey, I nearly forgot.

Got you one more present.

"Bup, buh, dah, ba"

Well, what do you think, huh?

Come on. This thing is the very latest.

I swear to God, man, you could shoot a cum

shot from a mile away with this thing.

Now What's the matter? You don't like it?

You know my promise:

I will never film another inch

of home video footage again.

It's over a year since Cathy dumped you.

She didn't dump me. It was mutual.

Aaargh!

Sh*t?

Ed, you love home video, man.

Don't you think it's time you got over her

and that stupid little promise?

Oh, hey, Ed.

Come on, man, this thing's perfect.

- I got work to do.

- Come on, man.

Cathy and Jack would be happy

to have a camera like this.

Wait a minute. Ed!

Hey, Ed.

Ed, wait a minute, man.

You've got to go out. It's your birthday.

I'm going to have to take

a rain check on that.

But it's your birthday.

You got to go out. It's the law.

- I have to work or I'm toast.

- We'll go to Gonigan's.

We'll have a quiet drink

between two brothers.

No, I can't,

You won't achieve anything

staring at these four walls.

Art imitates life, right?

And you need a life. Come on.

Ha ha! That a boy!

Come on, this will be fun.

"THE STINGERS:
Getaway"

"First the money gets away"

You never told me, how was that audition?

- I didn't get a call back.

- No way!

- Did they give a reason?

- I didn't technically

make it to the audition.

Got a little sidetracked,

if you know what I mean.

Oh, Jeez.

- Isn't Gonigan's to the right?

- Oh, yeah.

Just got to pick up a couple of friends.

- I thought this was just

going to be the two of us.

- It is.

The two of us and a couple of girls.

- I can't believe you!

- What?

Come on, you'll love these girls.

They're total Sweeties.

And Susie is definitely your type.

- Coopie.

- Hi, Jo.

Uh... Susie.

This is my brother, Ed.

- Hello.

- Hi.

Um... I got to go finish my make-up.

Coopie?

You come with me?

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