The Hot Chick Page #3

Synopsis: Jessica Spencer is the hottest, most popular girl in high school. Jessica, her best friend April, and a couple of other hot girls Lulu and Keecia visit the mall to hang out and do some shopping. They enter a new age store, where they check out a pair of ancient earrings. Unbeknownst to Jessica, these are magical ones set in ancient Abyssinia. A princess known as Princess Nawa is disgusted by the groom of her arranged marriage and switches bodies with a slave girl by means of an enchanted set of earrings. Since the earrings are not for sale, Jessica steals them. But the next morning she gets a big dose of reality when she wakes up in the body of a 30-something lowlife male, Clive, a career criminal. Clive finds himself in Jessica's body. Now it's up to Jessica (in Clive's body) to find a way to get her body back, while Clive (in Jessica's body) takes advantage of his new body to set in motion a crime spree to put the blame on Jessica!
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Tom Brady
Actors: Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence, Eric Christian Olsen
Production: Buena Vista Distribution Compa
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
29
Rotten Tomatoes:
22%
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PG-13
Year:
2002
104 min
Website
2,550 Views

I would never dream|of rushing you.

[ Gasps ]

Thank you, Billy.

Oh...

If you change your mind,|we could drive up together.

I'll wait behind for you.

[ Laughs ]|Front...behind...

I'm still not doing it.

Good night, Billy.

[ Sighs ]

[ B.T. Express' "Do It|('Til You're Satisfied)" plays ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Oh, your life is like|a fairytale.

You and Billy are, like,|totally Disney.

You know, it's scary sometimes.

I just...|I don't know what I'd do

if things weren't|so...perfect.

I'm so glad|you're my best friend.

- Oooh|- [ Chuckles ]

Go on and do it

- Do it|- [ Laughing ]

Do it 'til you're satisfied

Whatever it is

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay. Good night.

Bye.

[ Beep ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Wind whistling,|chimes tinkling ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Exhaling deeply ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Urinating ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ Gasping, whimpering ]

Aaaaaaaah!

Aah!

[ Thud ]

[ Gasps ]

Aah! Aah!

- Aah!|- [ Knock on door ]

Jessica, honey,|is everything all right?

[ High-pitched ]|Yes, Mother.

It's just a spider.

A really big,|disgusting spider.

[ Whimpering ]

[ Dial tone ]

[ Dialing ]

Hi. It's April.|Leave me a message.

This isn't happening.|This isn't happening!

[ Panting, muttering ]

Oh, it's sick!

Sick!

Oh! Oh!

[ Panting ]

Oh!

Ow! Oh!

Ow! Ow! Ooh!

[ Dog barks ]

[ Gasps ]

Hey, Dad! Can I have|this cake for breakfast?

[ Deep voice ] Uh, yeah.|Whatever. Go for it.

Booger, what the hell|are you doing

eating my boss's cake?

I- I thought you just said|I could eat it.

- [ Snorts ]|- [ Car alarm beeping ]

[ Beeping stops ]

[ B.T. Express' "Do It|('Til You're Satisfied)" plays ]

Ooh-ah.

God...

Where's my...?!

[ Bell rings ]

[ Cellular phone ringing ]

Hello?

[ Deep voice ] April,|it's me... Jessica.

I need you to meet me right|after class out by the track.

Is this really Jessica?

Yes!

Oh, my God,|are you getting a cold?

The competition's only|a week away.

We may have bigger problems.

JESSICA:
[ High-pitched ]|April...

April...

[ Deep, gruff voice ] April!

Agh!

Ah!

Whoa! [ Gasps ]

Ugh!

You stay away from me!

I have pepper spray|on my key chain!

[ High-pitched ] April,|I need you so bad right now.

You have no idea.

How do you know my name?

It's me...

Jessica!

[ Crying ] I'm in here.

[ Whining ]

What did you do with her?

I don't know what happened.

[ Breathing heavily ]

I woke up this morning...

like this.

Aah!

[ Gasping ]

And what did I tell you|about these things?!

They go straight to your ass!

People are gonna be|looking for me!

- You gotta believe me!|- I'm warning you!

- Please, I'm Jessica!|- Aah!

- Aah! Aaah!|- Aaaaaaah!

Agh! Agh! Ohh!

Aaah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Tom Brady

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL). He is one of only two players to win five Super Bowls (the other being defensive player Charles Haley) and the only player to win them all playing for one team. After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. Due to his late draft selection, Brady is considered to be the biggest "steal" in the history of the NFL Draft. In Brady's 16 seasons as a starter, he has quarterbacked the Patriots to eight Super Bowl appearances, the most for any player in history. Brady has been honored with four Super Bowl MVP awards (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX, and LI), the most ever by a single player, has won three league MVP awards (2007, 2010, 2017), has been selected to 13 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (15) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the end of the 2017 regular season, Brady is fourth all-time in total career passing yards, tied for third (with Drew Brees) in career touchdown passes, and third in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 27–10, winning more playoff games than any other quarterback, and he has appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. Brady has never had a losing season as a starting quarterback in the NFL. His combined regular-season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Brady also holds the record of being the oldest player to win the Super Bowl MVP at 39 years of age, and the oldest player to win the regular season MVP at the age of 40. Because of his numerous accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks of all time.For his alleged involvement in the highly publicized Deflategate football tampering scandal, Brady was suspended for the first four games of the 2016 NFL season. Subsequently, Brady went on to win Super Bowl LI and was awarded Super Bowl MVP that season. more…

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