The Hot Chick

Synopsis: Jessica Spencer is the hottest, most popular girl in high school. Jessica, her best friend April, and a couple of other hot girls Lulu and Keecia visit the mall to hang out and do some shopping. They enter a new age store, where they check out a pair of ancient earrings. Unbeknownst to Jessica, these are magical ones set in ancient Abyssinia. A princess known as Princess Nawa is disgusted by the groom of her arranged marriage and switches bodies with a slave girl by means of an enchanted set of earrings. Since the earrings are not for sale, Jessica steals them. But the next morning she gets a big dose of reality when she wakes up in the body of a 30-something lowlife male, Clive, a career criminal. Clive finds himself in Jessica's body. Now it's up to Jessica (in Clive's body) to find a way to get her body back, while Clive (in Jessica's body) takes advantage of his new body to set in motion a crime spree to put the blame on Jessica!
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Tom Brady
Production: Buena Vista Distribution Compa
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
29
Rotten Tomatoes:
22%
PG-13
Year:
2002
104 min
Website
710 Views


[ Slow Middle Eastern music|plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations,|laughter ]

Where is my bride?

[ Wind whistling,|chimes tinkling ]

My wedding dress.|Quickly, put it on.

Soon you'll live your life|in jewels and not chains.

[ Woman chanting ]

Come, child.

Your groom awaits you.

[ Rock music plays ]

ALL:
Honeybees,|all right, all right!

Honeybees, all right!

Whoo! Honeybees,|all right, all right!

Honeybees, all right!|Whoo!

ALL:
Go...

Honeybees!

[ All cheering ]

You ready, Hildenburg?

Yes.

Great.

I have one question.

Why am I dressed like|one of the Fenmore Foxes?

Aren't they our hated|crosstown rivals?

Yes...but...

this year's theme is unity...|for a"ll" cheerleaders.

Oh.

Have fun.

[ Jeering and catcalling ]

CHEERLEADERS:
|Wipe out the Foxes!

Ugh!

[ Crowd cheering ]

BOTH:
|Boys are cheats and liars.

They're such a big disgrace.

They will tell you anything|to get to second...

Baseball, baseball,|he thinks he's gonna score.

If you let him go all the way,|then you are a...

Hor...ticulture studies|flowers...

[ Laughter ]

Oh, no, she didn't.

Oh, yes, she did.

Girlfriend's booty be|a"ll" wrapped up in licious.

"All" wrapped up.

You're pretty dope and phat|yourselves.

Ling-Ling!|You forgot lunch, baby pie!

Chicken with fried vegetable,|bulgogi, and Kimchi.

Thanks, Mom.

Okay. You all learn|real good now.

- Ling-Ling?|- Ling-Ling?

Can somebody answer the phone?

Oh, dang, that's messed up.

[ Both laugh ]

Out of all the Korean|liquor stores,

why did my dad have to|walk into that one?

I'm returning your papers|on the Salem Witch Trials.

I'm sad to report that Eden,|here, got the only "A."

Well, that's not fair.

I mean, she was the only one|who was actually there.

[ Laughter ]

[ Giggles ]

[ Speaks angrily|in foreign language ]

[ Giggles ]

Vice-Principal Bernard.

Oh, Miss Spencer,|wonderful job this morning.

You certainly know|how to whip up a crowd.

As pretty as you are, I bet|you really whipped them up

back when "you" were|cheerleading captain, hmm?

Me? Oh, no, no, no.

I was much more of a band|chick, actually... tuba...

lead tuba... honor band.

Well, then you wouldn't mind|writing us some passes

so we could, uh,|practice some new moves?

Oh, Jessica,|I- I-I don't know about that.

You know, that trophy|is gonna look "so" good

in your office.

Oh...

All right.

[ Chuckles ]

That's what girls do

They keep you guessing|the whole day through

[ All cheering ]

Play your emotions,|push all your buttons

It's true

That's what girls do

That's what we do

[ Giggling ]

Whoo!

You ask me why I gotta play|so hard to get

Ohh! Ugh! Oh!

You ask me do I play it cool|just to make you sweat

Mmm!|That's really good.

Um...|how much do I owe you?

It's okay.|It's on the house.

[ Smacks lips ]

Really?!

Thanks.

...through to you-u-u-u-u

- That's what girls do|- [ Girls giggling ]

They keep you guessing...

Who's gonna pay for that,|asshole?

You are not gonna make it|in this business.

[ Gasps ]|You total binger!

April, this is gonna go|straight to your ass.

"Itchbay" alert.

Bianca.

[ Sighs ]

Jessica, you look great!

Are you doing something|different

or just hanging out|with skankier friends?

[ Laughter ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

Wow, Bianca,|you look really good, too.

Um...are you eating less|or just barfing more?

[ Laughter ]

Barfing more.

Good luck|at the cheer competition.

Yeah.

You too.

[ Chuckles softly ]

Hmm...

[ Alarm ringing ]

[ All laughing ]

Bye-bye.

Agh!

ALL:
Oh!

Let's go, Winona.

[ Indistinct conversation,|giggling ]

APRIL:
|Jess, what are you doing?

Hang on a sec.

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