The Battle of Shaker Heights Page #2
Uh, so far,
only two of you have signed up.
Well, anyway, let's, um,
move on to Gettysburg.
At Gettysburg,
the Union soldiers fought bravely on...
giving their lives so that we may enjoy
the freedoms that we have today.
Bullshit!
[Coughs]
- [Giggling]
- Do you have something to say,
Mr. Ernswiler?
Excuse me?
No.
Seems that you do.
Come on. Isn't your analysis
a tad simplistic?
I mean, maybe for
a second grade history class, fine.
But to characterize the Civil War
as a moral struggle, sir? That's a joke.
Ajoke?
Lance, you're not
helping things.
Dad... Mr. Norway.
- Well, we-we all have our own opinions.
- Opinions? Soldiers were drafted...
and the only ones
who didn't have to fight were the ones
- Yes.
- Why don't you talk about
the Draft Riots?
Huh? Why don't you show slides
of the victims, tortured and murdered...
by the bloodthirsty mob
that was at those Draft Riots.
How can you teach something
that you don't know anything about?
Kelly, we have to stop
meeting like this.
I mean, it's not my fault
the teachers here suck.
Listen. I know that some of the teachers
around here can be pretty trying for you...
but you've got to learn to work
in the system, not against it.
- Why is that?
a hard enough process as it is.
Is that what your box
of tissues is for?
I see you're not going to college
next year. What are your plans?
How am I gonna
get through to you?
Advertising executives use status and sex
to appeal to my demographic.
[Bell Ringing]
- [Girls] Ready? Okay!
- Two, 23, hut hut!
- Hey, G.I. Jane. You disrespected my dad.
- Gimme a break.
- I think you need to apologize to him.
- To that chump? No way.
Why are you dicking with me,
you little dick? You wanna play, dick face?
Wait. You just used "dick" as a noun,
adjective and a verb.
- That's pretty impressive.
- Thank you.
Okay, let's see...
keeps in his knapsack...
- [Grunting]
that makes him
so intelligent.
- Yard sale! Crap.
- Stop!
Hey, Private.
Thanks for the hat.
- [Girls Cheering]
- [Boys Grunting]
- [Girls] Woo! Go!
- dd [Rock]
[Man]
Ready? Go! Go! Go!
- d Today is gonna be a beautiful day d
- [Engine Stalling]
No! Come on!
Hotsie, it's me. Please?
Don't do this to me!
d Now I know it's not
d Don't dare waste your time d
- [Honking]
- [Shouting]
- [Tires Screeching]
- d Don't dare waste your time d
d No more runnin'
- [Honking]
- Keep moving, a**hole.
There's nothing
to see here.
Nice one. They should transfer
you to the Signal Corps.
What happened?
Oh, man.
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