The Animal Page #2

Synopsis: From the producers of the comedy smash Deuce Bigalow comes The Animal, about a small, wimpy Marvin, who doesn't have what it takes to fulfill his lifelong dream to be a cop. But his luck changes when he's critically injured in a car accident and a deranged scientist secretly uses animal organs to rebuild him. Energized by his new parts, Marvin leaves his weakness behind and achieves instant fame as a supercop. Now a hero, life is going great for Marvin until his animal instincts start taking over his body at all the wrong times. Marvin struggles to remain civilized and be a perfect gentleman with his new love, Rianna in a series of hilarious situations that would drive any animal crazy.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Luke Greenfield
Actors: Rob Schneider, Colleen Haskell, John C. McGinley, Edward Asner
Production: Columbia Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
30%
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PG-13
Year:
2001
84 min
Website
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Oh, easy...

...easy.

Slow down.

Show me how you do that.

I wish I knew.

- I'm Marvin.

- I'm Rianna.

I know.

I met you in the men's room.

Oh, yeah. The fart guy.

So, are all these dogs yours?

I volunteer at a pet shelter.

- That's great.

- Yeah, it's pretty cool.

I'm with different animals and...

...this time,

I have a roof over my head.

Something wrong?

No. Nothing's wrong. Why?

- Nice catch.

- Thank you.

Come by the shelter. You could

play Frisbee with the dogs.

I'd like that.

Bye.

I'm sorry.

I gotta talk to you.

You smoke?

I don't. It's illegal in airports.

I want to show you

how bad it's gotten. Watch.

See? Nobody says anything

because I'm black.

Bend the rules for the black guy.

Let him smoke because he's black.

Because old blues musicians

never got royalties...

...and played one-night gigs

to pay for whores...

...now I can smoke

anywhere I want to.

Something weird happened to me.

Something weird happened to me too.

I'm supervisor.

- That's great.

- Is it? I've been here 16 days.

That Filipino's been here 5 years.

- Know why I'm supervisor?

- Because you're black?

No. Because that b*tch is dumb.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm in a hurry.

Not until I check you with my wand.

Arms out.

I ordered the stuff

and I think it's working.

Physically, there's-

That's odd.

You smell that?

- It's this way.

- What is?

Trust me.

I know what I'm doing.

What, are you crazy?

Let go of my leg.

Get off me!

He's got drugs. Check him.

What are you saying?

This guy's clean.

- You see?

- You can go.

No, wait.

I hope he's on our flight.

I don't know whose that is.

It's pure heroin.

You're good. What's your name?

Mange.

Marvin Mange.

You'll be hearing from us.

Chief Wilson,

what happened at the airport?

The drugs were found

by the newest member on our force:

Marvin Mange.

Here to take you through the arrest

is Sergeant Doug Sisk.

Thank you, sir.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...the suspect flew in from Columbia-

I have a question for Officer Mange.

Can you smell things

in people's butts?

I guess so.

And things not in people's butts?

Like things in people's

pants pockets or wallets?

Officer Mange.

I'm from the Free Press.

What's up my butt?

Sir, I'd rather not.

Come on.

What's up there?

Car keys.

- He's good.

- Over here!

- No more questions.

- What about me?

Over here, Officer Mange, please.

Excuse me.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

I don't wanna guess

what's up your butt.

No, it's not that.

You see, I released you...

...to see if you could function

normally in society...

...but now you attract attention.

I just can't take the chance.

- What do you mean?

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Tom Brady

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL). He is one of only two players to win five Super Bowls (the other being defensive player Charles Haley) and the only player to win them all playing for one team. After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. Due to his late draft selection, Brady is considered to be the biggest "steal" in the history of the NFL Draft. In Brady's 16 seasons as a starter, he has quarterbacked the Patriots to eight Super Bowl appearances, the most for any player in history. Brady has been honored with four Super Bowl MVP awards (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX, and LI), the most ever by a single player, has won three league MVP awards (2007, 2010, 2017), has been selected to 13 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (15) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the end of the 2017 regular season, Brady is fourth all-time in total career passing yards, tied for third (with Drew Brees) in career touchdown passes, and third in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 27–10, winning more playoff games than any other quarterback, and he has appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. Brady has never had a losing season as a starting quarterback in the NFL. His combined regular-season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Brady also holds the record of being the oldest player to win the Super Bowl MVP at 39 years of age, and the oldest player to win the regular season MVP at the age of 40. Because of his numerous accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks of all time.For his alleged involvement in the highly publicized Deflategate football tampering scandal, Brady was suspended for the first four games of the 2016 NFL season. Subsequently, Brady went on to win Super Bowl LI and was awarded Super Bowl MVP that season. more…

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