Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Page #2

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Yeah!

Dudes!

That was bad-ass.

You guys are like electric dynamite.

What's the name of your band?

We're not a band. They calls

me KG Solo Man Five Thousand...

and I aims to keep it that way.

- Aah!

- I'm outta here.

This place is tapped.

Jeez Louise, papa cheese.

I know. It's OK.

It's just part of his genius.

## Well, I can't get

to sleep tonight ##

## No matter how hard I try ##

## 'Cause it's cold

and it's dark ##

## And the moon cannot light

the way ##

## And Daddy's gone ##

## I'm just a baby ##

## Aaah-hah-hah-hah ##

Well. What do we 'ave 'ere?

My little snuggles.

- Ha ha ha!

- I spy a stinking, filthy fag!

Snivelling, boo-hoo-hoo!

Like a wee baby!

Ha ha ha!

He does look like a f***ing baby.

Oh! Ha ha. Wee baby.

Listen, fellas. I don't

wanna fight. So if you don't...

Aaaah!

Look at this. What is it?

Needs a popping, my brother.

- Ooh!

- Hey, no. Give me that back.

That's my lucky guitar pick.

That's my lucky guitar pick. Ow!

Ah! Argh! Ow!

Ha ha ha!

Hey! Okay! Let's go!

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh! Ha ha ha!

Ohh...

That's right, run.

Unless you want

some more of this! Aah!

You saved me.

Aah, that's all right.

They had it coming.

How can I repay you?

We'll work something out.

This place is futuristic.

Yeah, this is my pad, here.

Number four.

Not hard to remember.

Just think, "My door is four."

Pretty cool.

Wow. Nice pad.

You got this place all to yourself?

Yeah. I try to keep it simple.

This is where I stay when I write.

It's quite, uh, minimalist.

I don't like anything to get in

the way of my creative juices.

Cool.

I'm working on my solo album

right now.

Aaah.

Yeah, Kyle Gass Project.

It's got some pretty, uh,

breakthrough sh*t on it.

Trying to keep it

on the hush-hush, though.

Man, if you need a singer,

I am so there.

Check it out.

## Ride the tiger! ##

## You can see his stripes

but you know he's clean ##

lt's a Ronnie James Dio song.

Yeah. I know.

I helped write it.

I jam with him all the time.

No way!

- You do not know Dio!

- Sure.

I know all the dudes

from Sabbath.

- Dude?

- Mm?

Ls there any way that

maybe I could audition...

to be in the Kyle Gass Project?

Hm. Maybe.

Oh ho ho ho!

You gotta get your chops up,

though...

if you wanna shred

with the big dogs, son.

You got a lot to learn.

Will you teach me your ways?

I will teach you.

Go ahead and sleep

on the power couch.

Your training begins tomorrow.

At the crack of noon!

Um...

## lt could have been disaster ##

## Till the pupil found his master ##

## Something rhymes with master ##

## He's teaching

him in the ways of rock ##

Lesson number one.

Power slide.

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