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I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it!

I got it!

I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!

I don't fit in anywhere

and all I want to do is help!

Oh, boy.

Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.

Before you finish,

for you to come to wish me

a happy birthday,

that's just the nicest, you know?

It's like a little rainbow.

So, thank you.

That's really nice.

But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you.

- What were you gonna tell me?

- Uh...

Oh, boy.

I have wonderful news for you.

You have been liberated.

What does that mean?

Well, it means that you are fired.

- What?

- You're...

Are you okay?

Excuse me. You're...

You're fantastic!

Really?

Because I just blew up

most of the factory.

Oh, yeah.

What a twist! Um...

Well, it means...

Oh.

I'm putting you in charge

of your very own department.

You are the new head of Letter Sorting.

I didn't even know we still got letters.

We do!

- And now, you're in charge of them.

- Oh, yes! I will rock this!

You will rock this!

- Oh, yeah! Rock it hard!

- Gonna rock it hard!

And what's the number-one rule?

Always deliver!

- Wrong. Never leave this room.

- Oh.

I always thought it was

something more like "Strength"!

- "Determination"!

- Nope. That's way off.

Number-one rule, never leave this room.

Okay, well, if that...

Bored, bored, bored.

So, how was your commute?

Oh, I took the bucket.

Me, too. Real backed up.

Oh, yeah.

You hear about Steve and Gloria?

What?

I hear they're an item.

- No.

- Yeah.

Are you kidding me?

Are you guys talking about us?

You guys better not be talking about us.

I told you that in confidence.

You don't make her upset. She's my life!

Oh, no, I said it out loud.

You're not supposed to say anything!

Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!

- No!

- Meow!

Are you gossiping?

No gossip allowed! Go to HR!

I've called you both in because

I hear you've been having problems.

- And it's important we have...

- She's the one who started it!

- How dare you!

- How dare you!

- How dare both of you! You're fired!

- You can't fire me!

- I just did!

- Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!

- Guys! Group hug!

- Group hug!

Aw.

I'm hugging myself. Okay.

Somebody write me a letter!

Come in, Ninja Commander.

This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.

Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?

I'm about to launch the assault.

We can absolutely do that.

That's not gonna be a problem.

Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!

You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,

but you weren't counting on one thing,

I'm not alone.

Ninja force, attack!

Ninja force?

Oh, ow! No! Oh!

This is the end.

Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.

Gardner Real Estate. Henry...

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