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Yeah, very funny, Spencer.

The money's in the safe.|I just checked it.

Then you won't mind|showing us, then.

What the --

Okay. All right,|what the f***?|Where's the money?

Exactly.

Where is the money?

These gentlemen...

have seriously jeopardized|our futures.

Boo-la. Boo-la. Boo-la.|Boo-la. Boo-la. Boo-la.

Boo-la. Boo-la. Boo-la. Boo-la.|Boo-la. Boo-la. Boo-la.

I say|we split up the money,

and we go|our separate ways, man.

Doofer, we didn't|steal that money.

We didn't?

What just happened?

-- Maybe you left the safe open,|and we got ripped off.|-- I locked it.

-- Well, if you locked it --|-- I'm positive. Look, Spence|has the only other key.

Yeah? Well, what the f***|are we gonna do now?

-- Don't worry about it.|I'll figure it out.|-- Figure it out.

Just let me deal with my father|first, and then I'll get us|back in the house, okay?

Jesus, Dave.|You look like a mess.

Oh...well, you know|life at the house.

I remember. Things|get pretty crazy, huh?

Yeah, crazy.

Good news, son.

John Kloss, class of '54,|is coming to the|KOK-tail cruise.

I've set up|an interview for you.

Oh, that's great.

Great? lmpress John,|and he'll groom you|to be his number two.

ln 1 0 years, you could be|running the biggest

annuity and liability|brokerage in the country.

All your hard work|in college will pay off.

-- Okay, dad.|-- Boys, you all know Dave.

He's head of the K.O.K.|social committee.

He tells me|he's going to throw

the mother of all|KOK-tail cruises this year.

Yeah,|it's gonna be incredible.

It's Dave's last year|at the KOK house,

and we all know|what that means.

-- Oh, yeah. No more free ass!

Show us the strut, son.

Strut. Strut. Strut.

Strut. Strut. Strut.

Strut. Strut. Strut.

Strut. Strut. Strut.

Strut. Strut. Strut.

Strut. Strut. Strut. Strut.

Hey, Dave, did they|make you do the strut?

Yeah.

John Kloss is gonna|be there this year. My dad|set up an interview for me.

What?

-- Awesome, dude.|-- Oh.

You get the job with|Kloss, you turn around,|you hire us. We're set.

Dude, I'm not gonna|get the job with Kloss

if he thinks I stole money|from K.O.K.,

and neither are you.

Oh, thanks for dragging me|down with you.

We just need to prove|that Spence stole the money.

Well, although|I hardly feel like

this is the appropriate time|to bring it up,

what about|the videotape, man?

What videotape?

The videotape of Adam|humping the Tri Pis, man.

Hmm?

Doofer,|what are you saying?

Well, I'd just finished|studying for some school

when I noticed Adam's|speaker was tipped over.

On the floor was|a little video camera

rigged|to a motion detector.

I found a thing.

I noticed that its|input cable had come loose,

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