Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth

Synopsis: Another spoof of the Scream/I Know What You Did Last Summer horror gene involving a group of popular high school students stalked by a bumbling masked killer while a dogged reporter named Hagitha Utslay covers the story and of the plight of the prime suspect and transfer student Dawson.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Blanchard
Production: Trimark
Rotten Tomatoes:
86 min

How many times

have I told you guys,

mall se curity is just as

important as real police.

It is !

Loitering and stealing

pennies from the fountain

are serious crimes that carry--

Mom says you're a loser anyway.

Well, Mom says you have

a fat ass.

Dad left be cause he hated you.

No, he left be cause

he hated you.

He wasn't even your

real dad anyway.

You know, I read your diary,

Miss "Boo hoo, my gym teacher

molested me."

- Dork.

- Dyke.


Excuse me, I don't mean

to interrupt this family reunion,

but are you actually working

on this case, officer?


Doughy Primessuspekt.

And, yes I am.

It te chnically, falls under

my jurisdiction be cause

"The Killer's" costume was stolen

from the Spencers at my mall,

that, and some whoopee

cushions and some fake dog shit.

Pardon me, "canine" shit,

who cares about that crap?

I do.

A cool kid was gutted

last night.

Come on, it's probably some

harmless high s chool prank.

Look, this is lame.

Let's get out of here.

Hey, you guys, I got an idea !

Let's all make a pact

to lose our virginities

before graduation.

I'm in.

In unison:

We're not.

Yeah, me neither.

Yeah !

Little bastards.

I could just kill 'em.

Yeah, but you didn't,

did you?

I'm just kidding you.

No really--

You didn't kill them, did you?

So, you're one of those

network reporters, huh?

Actually cable.

But that's just as important.

Oh, it's more important.

Be cause on cable you can

see butts and boobies,

and you can say bullshit

and bastard.

So, do you actually have

any inside dirt?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Killer boots.

Thanks, I like yours too.


I guess I'll see you later.

I hope so.

- Oh, sorry.

- That's okay.

Come on, lard-ass !

I'm gonna keep

my eye on her.

She's got class.

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