Sex After Kids Page #2
You go to sleep straight
away
Uncle Peyton.
All right?
You gonna be alright
with her?
Yeah, sure.
What can go wrong?
Everything can go wrong,
Pey.
Every night I high five myself
just for keepin' her alive.
Listen, I have TeleHealth
on speed dial.
If you call though
you've got to ask for Marcy,
She's nice and sort of
knows me a bit now.
So, everybody else just
sort of threatens to call
Social services on you.
Are you goin' out
dressed like that?
Yeah. Why?
Oh, depends.
You want to get laid?
I don't know.
I mean yeah, I suppose.
I just wanna go out and
meet somebody nice,
You know,
who might like me.
Sort of test the waters a bit.
You're a single mom,
you don't got
Time to be f***ing about.
Go out there
and have some fun.
Do you mean
like dodgeball?
I mean like
gettin' f***ing laid.
Okay, well I mean, I sup... I
suppose I could give it a go.
Have you seen my
diaphragm?
'Course I haven't seen
your f***ing diaphragm.
Besides you're protected.
You know,
your tits and whatnot.
Wha-what do you mean?
Oh, I was f***in'
this bird back home
And she said
she couldn't get pregnant
While she was breastfeedin'.
Saved a fortune
on condoms.
Are condoms very
expensive now?
You're missing the point
of the story, love.
Right. Okay.
Yeah, so my father took off
when I was a baby,
Nobody ran off on me.
I, I, I chose this, you know.
Oh!
Yeah.
I mean, well, no.
I mean, I didn't
knock myself up.
I went to one of those
sperm banks, you know.
Well, spank banks
I think you call them.
Well, I mean,
I don't know if you do, but...
Anyway, I've always just
really wanted a family,
You know, just, I've always
just sort of had this hole
Inside of me that kinda
needed filling up,
So I just, I thought
maybe a baby
Could do that, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No, it's so true, they...
I mean it's not, you know,
it's been different
Than I expected, so...
I mean don't get me wrong,
I love the baby to bits,
I really do, you know, but...
God, I mean they poop a lot,
don't they?
And they suck.
It's all a lot of sucking.
I mean, it's already eatin' me
out of house and home
And it's only me b*obs.
So you know, here I am.
Just kind of out and about.
- Looking for love.
- Yeah, yeah...
No! No, God, no.
I'm not... no love for me just,
uh, just casual.
You know, just gettin' out.
Yeah, I mean, God,
Looking for a single mom?
You know, I mean maybe
a pedophile, I suppose.
Not that you're a pedophile.
Are you?
No!
So you know...
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