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- Cash only.

What if I pay you triple... tomorrow?

Cash only.

What if I told you this face was a mask

and I'm a 100-year-old gypsy

who will curse your family

for generations?

Cash only.

What grocery store doesn't serve

saffron-infused Kobe beef

cooked medium-rare?

[Harper] I can't go up there and ask for

cash, so my options are for you to help me

or for me to commit a felony.

Hi. Whose food is this?

- It's mine.

- You got 31.32, it's yours.

I have cash. I have so much cash.

No. Hey, hey. That's my boss's dinner.

If I'm not upstairs in two minutes

with that food, I will get fired.

- Can I borrow some money?

- No.

This is my boss's dinner.

If I'm not up in two minutes,

- I'm gonna be fired.

- No, you won't. Look at you.

You'll just swoop in with your lacrosse

stick and your fraternity connections.

You'll keep getting promoted

for no reason. I need that food.

Thirty-two dollars. Keep the change.

Thank you.

Is this happening?

I will not forget this.

- Whatever.

- Wait. Sir?

Sir. There are two dinners. One for me

and one for her, so we could split it.

I can take one to my boss and you can take

one to yours. Please. This is DEFCON 5.

DEFCON 5's the good one. Everything's

safe, international travel's fine.

DEFCON 1! You know what I mean.

What are the meals?

Okay. I'm gonna take her

the truffle mac and cheese.

You can have the burger.

Are you insane? I won't give him

a plain hamburger. He has taste.

Okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?

See what I'm making?

It's a truffle cheeseburger with kale.

This burger could win awards.

Pickle is my dinner.

- No, no, no.

- What?

I won't give him a truffle cheeseburger

without a pickle.

I wanna be paid back tomorrow,

8 percent interest, liquidity preference.

Do I look like I can afford interest?

I steal my toilet paper

from the office bathroom.

You should learn to keep cash on you.

You should remember to order dinner

before everything closes.

You know that pickle?

That aforementioned pickle?

That wasn't for my boss.

That was for me.

You're a monster.

- Oh, hi.

- I'll need you in here before me tomorrow.

Okay, what time would that be?

Do you want your food? Okay.

[intercom buzzing]

- [Suze] Hello?

- I'm here, I'm here.

You took too long. I'm in bed.

Okay. Perfect. I'll get in with you.

I'm already asleep, baby.

I can wake you up. With my penis.

Not with my penis. You'll be fully awake

when it touches... You know what I mean.

I have an early shoot tomorrow

and if I don't get eight hours,

my face could be puffy.

- Can I call you in the morning?

- Yeah. Sweet dreams... princess.

[man] You can wake me up.

With your penis.

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