Self Storage Page #2

HYAH! HA!

[dramatic orchestral music]

HYAH! HYAH!

- BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU.

[imitates gunshot]

I WIN.

[exhales forcefully]

- HELLO, DELIVERY!

ALWAYS ON THE LAST STOP

OF THE DAY.

F*** IT.

I'LL SIGN IT MYSELF.

[tense music cue]

WHOA, DUDE.

WHOA.

YOU SCARED THE--

OOH.

- NEED A SIGNATURE?

- YEAH, THIS ONE CAME BACK

UNCLAIMED.

SO WHEN SOMEONE FLAKES

ON THE RENT,

YOU GUYS HAVE AUCTIONS

LIKE ON THOSE TV SHOWS?

- [chuckles]

I DON'T WATCH THAT CRAP.

- OH.

MY WIFE LOVES THAT SH*T.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL

THE STUFF:

WHEN SOMEONE FLAKES ON YOU?

- I HAVE THIS KID

WHO WORKS FOR ME.

CUTS THE LOCK.

I TOSS IT.

- AH, COME ON.

YOU COULD BE THROWING AWAY

A TREASURE.

- YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV.

IT ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING JUNK.

- YEAH?

ALL RIGHT, WELL,

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

[doorbell chimes]

HEY, REBECCA.

OH, REBECCA.

[sighs]

THANK YOU FOR THE SACRIFICES

YOU'VE MADE...

AND FOR THE ONE:

YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE.

NO LIFE IS EVER GIVEN IN VAIN.

DEATH BEFORE SURRENDER.

HERE WE GO.

HOLD STILL, BABY.

HOLD STILL.

OKAY, BREATHE.

BREATHE.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD,

GOOD, GOOD.

BREATHE.

ISN'T THAT NICE?

ISN'T THAT NICE?

OOH, THAT IS

A BEAUTIFUL INCISION.

HO-HO-HO.

I COULD GIVE F***ING LESSONS.

[knife clicks]

TZA, TZA, TZA, TZA, TZA...

YES!

[sighs]

HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO.

[clanking]

NICE.

[clattering]

HM.

[beeping]

AH.

WOW.

[machine flatlining]

YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT.

BUT WE DON'T USUALLY DEAL

IN THOSE QUANTITIES.

I MEAN, TRADITIONALLY SPEAKING,

IT'S UNWISE TO RUSH

THESE TYPES OF THINGS,

ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING

WITH THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- OKAY.

LET'S JUST GET SOMETHING

STRAIGHT, OKAY?

PERSONALLY,

I DON'T GIVE A F***

ABOUT YOUR POLITICS.

THIS ISN'T COMING

FROM ME ANYWAY.

I'M JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.

YOU OUGHT TO KNOW

WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

I DIDN'T ACCELERATE

THIS SCHEDULE.

IT--IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS.

- OKAY.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

BUT I WANT THE WHOLE PAYMEN TONIGHT, CASH.

THE RISK IS JUST TOO HIGH.

- FINE. DEAL.

F***!

WHATEVER.

JUST REMEMBER THIS:

IT IS A LOT OF MONEY.

IT IS A LOT OF F***ING MONEY.

SO LET'S NOT ROCK THE BOAT.

JUST GET IT DONE,

OKAY?

- OKAY, A**HOLE.

- DID YOU JUST F***ING

HANG UP ON ME?

YOU F***ING COCKSUCKER.

[knocking]

- COME IN.

HEY, PAL.

LET'S CHECK ON THAT NEW LIVER,

HUH?

HERE WE GO.

- RIGHT.

[sighs]

OKAY, NO DISCOLORATION.

NO SIGHS OF INFECTION.

- MM-MM.

- NOT BAD FOR A MAN WHO WAS

SUPPOSED TO DIE IN WADE CITY.

- WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE

ON THE RIGHT SIDE,

NOTHING KILLS YOU.

- OKAY, SO...

[clears throat]

ANY PAIN AT ALL?

- UH, JUST THE USUAL.

- YOU'RE GETTING REALLY GOOD

AT PAIN THERE, TREVOR.

- WELL, IT'S JUST LIKE PRISON.

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