Scary Movie 4 Page #2

when they realize you ain't there!

Guys, I'm trying to ask-

So you telling me that you can appear

and disappear at the same time.

No, man. You can't appear

and disappear at the same time.

- The b*tch ain't David Copperfield!

- Uh, guys-

Mmm. No, no.

But you can't be gone from one place

and show up somewhere else entirely.

So when you turn up,

you're never missing.

And when you're missing,

you never turn up.

Unless... you a zombie.

Damn!

Hey, that's some plausible sh*t right there.

You should blog about that.

- I'm gonna put that on MySpace.

- You do that!

Hey, Tom.

You know what you need to do, man?

You need to get away from all this.

- You need to take a break.

- Oh, I don't know.

No, no. He's right, man. You should

come fishing with us one weekend.

Me and Mahalik, we found

this great spot last summer.

Yeah. A great spot.

Hey. You cold?

- L-Little bit.

- Hmm.

Hey. Look, man, um-

I'm not on the down-low

or nothing, all right?

Oh, that's cool, man.

Me, neither.

- Hey, what you doing?

- Relax, man.

I'm just trying to grab some nuts.

C.J., what are you doin'?

- I just wanna eat some peanuts.

- Huh?

See? Peanuts.

Ooh, baby.

Yeah...

we caught a lot of fish.

Yeah.

Black cod.

Damn.

Tom, you don't-

I don't want you thinking that-

Hopefully, this doesn't

affect your opin-

Why would you do that,

and that's my first time meeting him?

Late again, Tom.

- Hey, Marilyn.

- I thought you were moving.

It's all I can afford right now. You took

everything in the divorce except my name.

No, actually, the judge

granted me that yesterday.

You're now officially known

as "Horace P. MacTitties."

I'm sure your new husband is pleased.

He's a good man.

A provider, unlike you.

You never cared

about our children.

Hey, that's not true.

I'm a great dad.

Kids!

Dad?

- Hi, Dad.

- Hey, Rachel.

How's it going there,

uh... Princess?

It's locked.

Hey! Let me help you

with that, muffin.

- I should do that.

- It's no problem.

- I honestly don't mind.

- Neither do I.

Fine. You take it.

I'll see you on Tuesday.

Hey, Marilyn.

That's a good look for you,

being pregnant.

I'm not pregnant!

I didn't meant to-

I'm sorry.

If you want to make things right,

maybe you should start with our kids.

You're right. Those kids

are all I have in this world.

Well, the kids... and my car.

Ow!

Mr. Koji, looks like we need

someone new for the Norris account.

Again?

Every day we don't have someone looking

after this woman, I lose big money.

- What happened to last girl?

- Yoko. Take a look.

Holy sh*t!

Someone put a towel under her

or something. Christ!

It's the Norris house, Mr. Koji.

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