Scary Movie 3 Page #2

in anything anymore.

So why don't you just worry

about you,

and I'll worry about...

Aah!

[Car alarm activates]

Cody!

You're late again, Aunt Cindy.

I'm sorry.

I was stuck in traffic.

Cindy!

Brenda, hi!

Oh, it's great to see you!

Oh, it's been so long.

Oh, too long.

I've been working so hard.

I've had to spend more

and more time at the station.

The news just keeps coming in.

What was the assignment?

Draw your family and friends.

Oh.

Anyone new in your life, Cindy?

Well, you know, I just haven't

found the right guy.

I'm looking for something more

than just good sex.

I know.

You want commitment.

No, I want great sex.

And when I meet that guy...

That's what I'm talking 'bout!

You want a guy that's like,

bam, bam, bam!

You know what I'm saying?

Did I say stop drawing?

Look, when I meet Mr. Right,

I'll know.

[Humming]

Uncle George!

Hey, sweetie!

Come here!

How are you?

Oh!

Mmm!

Go get your stuff, okay?

I know you.

You're Tom Logan's brother.

And you're that reporter,

Cindy Campbell.

You did the story

on our cop cycles.

Crop circles.

Right.

So, you're here

to pick up your...

Nephew, Cody.

You don't dress like a farmer.

My brother's the farmer.

I'm the rapper.

- Hmm.

- Oh, for real.

And here's the 6-1-1 on that.

That's phone repair.

You mean 4-1-1.

Right.

So, I'll be doing the rap battle

at the 23 Club tomorrow night.

Oh, I don't believe this sh*t.

Word!

You two should come down!

I'll be rappin',

I'll be cappin',

I'll be tappin',

I'll be flappin',

I'll be happen-ing.

Ding, bing, wing.

- Yo!

- Sounds good!

Would, could, should, 'hood.

- Ugh!

- Gug, mug, dug, bug.

If we say we'll come,

will you shut your ass up?

Okay, then.

Fresh.

I'll see you guys

tomorrow night.

Okay. Bye.

Peace out.

Now, who the f*** did that?

Honey, what is it?

Are you having

one of your visions?

There's a girl...

with black hair.

She wants to kill you.

Your period starts

in three... two... one.

What else?

Cody, what else do you see?

I see a little boy

and a grown woman.

But no father.

Oh, Cody.

I see you kneeling in dog sh*t.

What? Ugh!

Oh, for God's sake.

Cody, don't you understand?

As long as we have each other,

that's all we need.

I know things have been tough

for you since your mom died.

God, I have been so selfish.

Always putting my career first.

From now on, I'm gonna be

thinking about you 24...

Damn!

Wait, Cindy!

Wait!

Aah!

Honey, I'm gonna be

leaving soon, so...

Do you know who she is?

No.

But sometimes she talks to me.

She's coming tonight.

[Knock on door]

Oh, Father Muldoon.

Cindy.

I'm so grateful you could come.

I've called all over

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