SCARED SHREKLESS Page #2

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Wait for me.

Sugar, could you just do me

one small, little, teensy favor?

Anything.

Could you leave me alone

for like 30 seconds?

Anything but that.

Yeah, I forgot

my gumdrop buttons. Yeah.

Could you run over there

and get 'em for me, please?

Sure I can. I'll be right back.

Gingy, Gingy...

Run, run, run as fast as you can,

if you want to remain

a gingerbread man!

Oh, Gingy.

I don't understand.

I thought you were happy.

- Oh, well, I...

- It's all my fault.

I should have tried harder!

No, no, no! Don't try harder!

Maybe I'm not pretty enough.

I can be pretty! Really pretty.

The girl of your dreams.

- Remember?

- Leave me alone!

Gingy!

Let go, Gingy!

Fall with me,

so we can be together forever!

Here's a thought. You let go!

Together. Together for...

Boy, what a night!

I'm so glad that is over with.

- Oh, well, nothing lasts forever.

- In sports...

Together forever.

- Together forever.

- What a nice surprise.

Together forever.

Hey! So, what's up?

I think we both may have said

some things I might regret.

- Together forever.

- Gosh, your eye is pretty.

Look, I know you're upset, so...

Why don't we just sit down

and discuss this!

Then they ate me.

They're gonna do that

all the way home.

I gotta go.

They were my ride.

Wait a minute.

If they eat you,

how is it that you're still here?

Did you not say this was a true story?

Busted.

You made it up, didn't you?

I... Hey, look!

Lord Farquaad's ghost!

Doody heads!

And then there were three.

Who else wants to step up?

I, too, have a terrifying tale to tell.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Hey, hey. What the...?

And we needed to find us some shelter.

This is my turn to tell a story.

Hey, hey.

The kindly innkeeper

was warm and friendly.

She made me feel all bubbly inside.

My trusty sidekick here

would love to freshen up.

- Sidekick?

- And I would love some waffles.

- We are equals.

- Oh, man. Of course we are.

The noble donkey reassured his

clearly inferior sidekick.

I'm getting a little tired of this.

But before Puss could finish

his thought,

he decided to take

a well-deserved tongue bath.

What the...?

Well, as long as I am here.

But right then,

danger came from behind.

And Puss was never seen again.

The end.

No! That is not how the story goes.

I was well aware

of the approaching danger

and went for my steel!

Don't worry, little buddy.

I'm here to save you.

Oh, you're killing me.

It was Prince Charming. He was packing

heat and he wanted revenge!

- I want revenge!

- He said.

But before anyone could do anything...

It was awful and it was terrible

and it was really, really scary.

What? No! Go back.

Although the Charming was fast,

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