SCARED SHREKLESS
- Year:
- 2010
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Run!
Run for your life!
- Keep away! Keep away!
- Take it!
Take all of it!
The monster took my shoe!
- Candy!
- Yay, treats. I love treats.
- Felicia.
- Hi, Daddy.
That was a nice grip you had
on that big fat kid.
Farkle, excellent work with your teeth.
- Fergus, my lad.
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
We're gonna have to work
on your timing.
All in all, not bad
for your first Halloween.
They're growing up so fast.
And look who got
Did you see?
Farkle got him in the ankle.
- Nothing yet.
That's all right, sweetie.
Mama didn't get a scare
this year either.
Fear not, my love.
Hold the phone.
Who left the door open?
You don't think that someone's inside?
Now, who'd be stupid enough
to break into an ogre's house?
Oh, wow. Terrifying.
I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
Happy Halloween, everyone.
- Oh, man.
- You said this was gonna scare 'em.
Hey! I worked hard on this costume.
Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even
a little bit scared?
Donkey, ogres don't get scared.
We do the scaring.
And that's why
we're the kings of Halloween.
I bet we can find something
that would scare the pants off of you.
- Oh, really?
And what do you have in mind?
All of us telling scary stories
all night long.
There ain't no way you won't be scared!
Yes.
Stories to make your blood run cold.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
through the night,
shall be named the King of Halloween.
I accept.
We doubly accept.
Does anyone else want to join
our little contest?
- I'm in!
- Ja, wunderbar!
Huzzah!
OK. I think
I'm going to take the kids out
and terrify a few more
trick-or-treaters.
Will I see you later?
- The night is young.
- Trick or treat.
I shall begin.
Once upon a midnight dreary...
There was this crazy albino guy,
with a hook, and he lived in a mirror.
And if you even looked at him,
you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice,
with your kidneys gone.
Whoa. Hey, hold on.
I didn't say we were doing this here.
- What?
- You name the terms, I name the place.
OK, fine!
Where we gonna do this?
Castle Duloc?
Ha, ha, very funny, Shrek.
But this is where Lord Farquaad lived.
Ja! Und died.
I heard it's haunted by his ghost.
If you're all too scared
to put on big boy pants and go in,
I'll just claim my winnings
and be on my way.
Now, wait a minute!
We can last in there
just as long as you can.
Fine. Come on then.
Hold up, Shrek. You can't
just go barging into some creepy,
spookyjoint like you own the place.
And why not? It's not like there's
anyone here to stop us.
I still don't know about this, man.
House of wax vibe going on in here.
Look, it's that little thingy
you love so much, remember?
Welcome to Duloc
It's a creepy town
What was once pristine
Now is all rundown
We will chop off your head
And then laugh when you're dead
Duloc is a creepy place
Come on in
What the heck
Fall right down
Break your
Face
Duloc is
Duloc is
Duloc is a creepy place
Get out.
- Let's do that again!
- No!
Well, then...
This ought to be fun.
Fun. Yeah, right.
I find myself agreeing with boss.
This looks to be
a very entertaining evening.
You know what? I just figured out
what your costume is.
You came as a kiss-up!
All right, all right.
Buckle up, everybody.
out of you lot,
the sooner I can be home,
cozy in my bed.
Unless anyone else thinks
they've got what it takes?
Pick me, pick me!
I have a scary story.
This isn't the one about you getting
trapped in the petting zoo again, is it?
'Cause that's not scary.
Actually, if you look at it
from my perspective...
Hey, guess what, Pinocchio?
No one cares!
Get ready to send
these jokers home, Shrek,
'cause I've got a doozy.
And it's all true.
It was a dark and stormy night...
Gingy?
My girlfriend kicked me out.
being too into myself.
You? But you are so adorable.
I know, that's what I keep telling her!
I need a good woman, Muffin Man.
I can help you, Gingy.
How about this one?
- I don't know.
- You like her?
No. Weird hair.
- How about this one?
- Too skinny.
No! Don't like it!
OK. Well, how about this one?
Yes! That's it!
She's perfect.
The girl of my dreams.
Wait. More sugar.
But that is not the recipe.
Trust me, Muffin Man,
this girl's gotta be real sweet.
I want someone
who will love me forever.
I must warn you, Gingy.
No one has ever made cookies
with this much sugar.
You are tampering with forces
far beyond your comprehension!
Just put her in the oven!
OK, a little privacy?
Take a hike.
Oh, oui.
Oh, my gosh, I'm in love!
You're like a cookie angel.
Wow! And you're hot, too!
Hello?
I guess it didn't work.
Gingy. Is it you?
The one I was made for?
We'll be together forever.
Sweet!
Are you happy, Gingy?
You bet!
The time since I met you
has been the best...
seven and a half minutes of my life.
Good! Because this is
only the beginning.
I'm going to love you and hold you,
and feed you and dress you
and cling to you and...
...hang onto you and smother you
with my love.
- Yeah.
- Forever and ever and ever and ever...
You know,
it's getting a little stuffy in here.
You know, I'm gonna go get some air.
- Oh, no, you don't.
- Oh, no!
Not without your umbrella.
Come on!
Here, let me get that.
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