Saturday Morning Mystery Page #2

I mean,

we'll figure it out,

whatever it is.

Okay, great,

'cause, you know,

you'd literally

be saving my life.

(OLD MAN COUGHING)

Yeah.

YOUNG WOMAN:
Shut up.

CHAD:
Well, well.

You guys

want to be alone?

Hello.

What are you doin', buddy?

What are you guys doing?

Just hanging out.

Creepy.

Um, were

you just hanging out

with the busboy

out there?

Who's your new friend?

So I was stuck in this place

for four weeks.

My face is peeling,

I can't take a sh*t.

Okay.

But it's cool, 'cause I'm

taking like 18 pills a day.

Mm-hmm.

18 pills a day...

Look, I'm sorry.

Your card was declined.

I tried it a couple times.

It'd be like

I'm on the tit, right?

'Cause it's for cash.

CHAD:
Okay.

RYAN:
That's great.

Yes.

That's great. I can't

guarantee anything,

but if you can

put it to rest

by the end

of the weekend,

I might be able to work out a

little bonus for you, okay?

NANCY:

That would be fantastic.

RYAN:
Okay, okay, so

tomorrow we'll see you.

Tomorrow.

6:
30, meet me

at the house?

NANCY:

We can absolutely do that.

Great. See you then.

NANCY:
Bye.

RYAN:
Bye.

Did you

have a good call?

Do you think every place

is your house?

OLD MAN:
Help me.

GWEN:
Those are

like the kind of jobs

that you're

not supposed to take,

and you always

take those jobs.

FLOYD:
I need money,

or you can't take a sh*t.

But I couldn't... Okay!

CHAD:
So you hustled?

You hustled, right?

FLOYD:
I hustled.

Yeah?

CHAD:
Yeah?

Oh!

NANCY:
Yeah!

(LAUGHING)

No, I'm not gonna work

here no more, man.

What are you worried

about, Pedro?

They're coming

this weekend, man.

They're gonna prove

that there's no ghosts.

Naw, Man.

Exterminados fantasmos, man!

I'm not working

here anymore.

This house

is f***ed up, bro.

What?

Come on.

(BRANCH CREAKING)

(OWL HOOTS)

(BRANCH SNAPS)

Hey! Pedro!

Come on, man! Please!

No more chupacabra,

no more spirito,

no more diablo.

Pedro!

Manuel?

Javier.

Sh*t!

(INDISTINCT VOICE

RASPING)

All right.

All right, you're

gonna be that way.

Be that way.

(MUFFLED LAUGHTER

COME ON OUT OF THERE.

COME ON OUT OF THERE, MAN.

(CACKLING)

All right, show yourself,

come on.

(LAUGHTER)

Whoa!

All right, where are you?

Come on out of there.

All right,

you gonna mess with me?

Come on out

where I can see you.

Come on, I'm ready for ya.

Let's go.

Let's go!

Come on, show your face!

Come on!

Aah!

(ALT ROCK MUSIC)

# Now maybe

# I didn't mean

to treat you bad #

NANCY:
All right. Old Kyser

place, let's talk about it.

Um, it was built in 1913.

There's been a history of some

reported Satanic activity

going on over the years.

Cult rituals,

that sort of thing.

GWEN:

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