Postal Page #2
Trust me...
for as long as you want.
Well, that may not
be for much longer.
Oh?
We have news
from Afghanistan.
News? Oh.
It is all coming together.
The shipment
left three days ago.
Oh.
Praise Allah.
When, uh, will be it here?
Tomorrow!
The time has come for us
to place our swords
to the genitals
of the infidels.
Whoo-hoo!
[ keys clacking ]
Gah.
I see
motivational.
Those are
every f***ing bastard
that I had to climb over
to get this job.
Jesus.
[ laughs ]
Foul.
They're paper-mache.
They're --
he thought they were real.
[ chuckles ]
Sit down.
Let's get started.
So, I hope you don't mi--
I hope you don't mind
the recording.
Uh, we're gonna use it
as training later.
Ready?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
It's good.
What the f*** is wrong
with you?
It's, uh --
All right,
we're on a time clock,
So let's get started,
shall we?
Yes, sir.
Good.
Well...
Um, so, I'm here
for the job, sir.
Right.
You're a factory worker.
I was.
I was a factory worker, but
so I got laid off, and --
I've interviewed 15 other people
for this job.
What makes you think
you're better than them?
Well, I don't know
if I am better than them.
Well, god damn it, pal.
If you want this job, you better
reach out and grab it.
You better put
those f***ing heads on the wall.
You know what? F*** it.
Let's go to the questions.
What is
your greatest strength?
Um...
I'm a really good team player.
Wrong.
[ keys clacking ]
What is
your biggest weakness?
Um, I'd say I work too hard.
Wrong.
How would you move a
mountain using only a spoon?
A spoon?
If you were in a box,
how would you think outside it?
Uh, it's --
well, if you're in a --
Wrong.
Last question --
What is
the difference between a duck?
And?
What the hell
is wrong with you people?!
A d-- a wh-- duck?
I don't --
I came here for a job, a job!
As far as I know, that job
has nothing to do with a
cocksucking, motherfucking duck!
[ keys clacking ]
Congratulations, pal.
You're
our leading candidate.
How does it feel?
[ keys clacking ]
It feels good.
No, no, no, no, no.
How's it feel?
How does it feel?
I mean, how does it feel
to put f***ing 15 heads
on that wall?
I'll tell you how it feels.
It feels f***ing great,
doesn't it?
F***ing great, like, unh,
unh, unh, unh, unh, unh...
So, I got it?
I got the job?
Oh, hell, no.
No, no, no.
This was just a like
a getting-to-know-you interview.
Oh, yeah, no, no, we have --
we have a couple of more -- 120.
Yeah, we have some, uh, more --
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