Planet 51 Page #3

(SHUSHING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(SPITTING IN DISGUST)

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXCLAIMS)

Huh?

My car!

(YELLING)

Whoa! Whoa!

Open wide or the big,

bad monster will get you.

(GROANING)

(SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(HUMMING)

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

(SIRENS APPROACHING)

The battle for

our worid has begun.

Captain, mobilize

the army.

Yes, sir!

Right, men,

move it!

(DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC PLAYING)

Are they hostile?

Will our species survive?

One thing we do know is

that they show no respect

for our parking laws.

And speaking of survival,

how will you survive

without a sparkling smile?

# Give your smile

that special glow

# Try the sparkle action

of Dental Pro #

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

You know, you're really

good as that toothbrush.

Yeah. But what I really

do best is a suppository.

Now, let's see.

Invasin by giant ants.

Invasin by sea monsters.

Invasin by

50-foot woman?

(BOTH GIGGLING SOFTLY)

Ah! Here it is, So, You've

Been Invaded by Aliens.

(SIGHS)

(HUMPHS INDIGNANTLY)

Keep your eyes

on the aliens.

Aliens?

All right, class,

let's try it one more time.

(SHRIEKING) The aliens

are coming!

Flarc, you were too slow.

Go join the zombies.

(HUMPHS)

I called it.

The only question is,

should I be terrified because

it's the end of the worid

or happy because

(GLOATING)

I totally called it?

Me, I have a plan.

They're gonna need

a native to run the mines.

I'll befriend them, show my

executive skills, and bam! I'm in.

Oh! Speaking

of "bam! I'm in..."

A cork?

It's your best defense against the

aliens' favorite form of research.

The probe.

You put it... Uh, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I think I get

it. Oh, wait. This is yours.

I already used that one.

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

I just remembered,

my job.

Oh! Gotta go.

You know, my boss.

Your boss? No problem.

You guys can share.

(CROAKING)

Uh, Neera,

you have to choose.

It's either me or Glar.

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)

Oh, Lem, there's no question.

It's you, of course.

(WHISTLING QUIETLY)

(WARBLING)

Huh?

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Hello.

This is the alien hotline.

Yes. Hi.

I've found the alien.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) They're

here, and no weapon can stop them.

You've got to be kidding.

(BEEPING)

(SCREAMING)

(CLATTERING)

Hello?

Yes, hello.

I've found the alien!

If you've spotted

an alien fleet, dial 1.

For pod people,

dial 2.

(GASPING)

I can breathe!

I can breathe!

You speak my language.

That's amazing!

You speak my language.

Yeah. That's

what I just said.

You just said,

"That's what I just said."

Say something else. Like what?

"Like what."

They're gonna freak

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