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...at least until we get an autopsy report

- An autopsy report is gonna take a couple of days

It'd be easier to drain this lake, than close it.

I's a big financial week for this town.

I'm gettin too old for this

We're not liying to mum.

- Yeah, we won't lie to mum.

Come on guys, every year it's the same.

I'm stuck here with you

and miss all the spring break fun.

You mean spring break boobies!

What if I give you guys the cash for the baby-sitting?

Sixty bucks and you gotta deal.

Sixty? But I'm only getting paid forty.

Twenty dollar deception surcharge!

Don't pick up the phone, don't answer the door

and don't leave the house.

OK? I'm counting on you guys.

Alright?

Town rules son. You throw a peice of trash in the lake,

you gotta pick up 10 peices

After the dive, our presence is requested at 'Cocomos'

The Arizona State cheerleading team.

Hi, I'm Sheriff Forester.

Bob Gordon asked me to take you out to the site.

It's nice to have a welcoming committee around here

I assume that's technical equipment too?

Yeah, Sam, give them back.

According to the epicenter coordinates

we need to go here.

Ok, that's about 20 minutes out

Ready when you are.

-Alright

You dont see many women working Law Enforcement

out here in cowboy country.

You dont see a lot of cowboys though

Kelly.

Jake.

Who exactly are you baby-sitting here?

This is a funny story actually.

Wow. Look at those idiots.

Yeah, it's terrible.

Sandrat! Hey Sandrat, I'm talking to you.

Where the hell have you been? We've got the girls lubed up

We're ready to roll. I'm docking your paycheck!

Let's go.

Now I see what you've been scouting last 15 minutes.

Kelly, it was great to see you, I know you gotta get going...

Hi Kelly, I'm Derick Jones.

Hi

You know this guy?

Jake? Jake is my boy!

He's the man with the plan! The insight, the knowledge!

Great. Those girls, they aren't with you are they?

Yes, why? Are you into girls?

No, I'm just showing him around town. All the hotspots, stuff like that.

The job is called location scout, and Kelly you should come with us.

Today we're gonna be making movie history.

No, she's got other plans already.

Kelly do you like champagne?

I love champagne, actually I love ...

I would love to come on your boat Derek, thanks.

Come on, let me... let me help you aboard.

Hey Kelly baby. What happened to hanging with us today?

Who's that guy? Is he your boyfriend or something?

- No, he's just a boy from school...

...who said he has back-stage passes, when actually, he doesn't!

Come on Kelly!

T-shirts for you.

What the f***.

That was Derick Jones!

Is that Jake Forester?

See you at 4 in wet t-shirt contest.

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