Party Bus to Hell Page #2
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I gave up a hunting trip
in Africa for this.
Well, there's better music and plenty
of eye candy of the female variety.
It's pretty amazing.
It doesn't matter
if you're rich or poor,
just as long as you bring enough
condoms and toilet paper.
And I did not forget
the Viagra either.
- Ooh, Viagra's a good gift.
- Not a gift. It's for me.
My gift is my dick.
- [brakes hiss]
- Are we there?
[all]
Come on. Aw.
Hey. Everybody out.
We're just making
a quick pit stop.
Gonna check the wheel
tire pressure.
So, sit tight.
We'll be back on the road
before you know it.
No problem, as long as
we get there tonight.
Don't worry, sweetie,
it's going to be the night
of your life.
[chuckling]
Hey, who's up for 100 bottles
of beer on the wall?
- I am.
- Me! I'll have a beer.
Me, too.
Oh, no, the song,
not real beers, you know.
100 bottles of beer
on the wall
100 bottles of beer
[all] Take one down,
pass it around
99 bottles of beer
on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down,
pass it around
99 bottles of beer
on the wall
[all singing]
Hey, Lara, will you...
will you help me in the
bathroom with something?
- With what?
- You'll see.
- [giggles]
- [singing continues]
Great, and I have to pee.
There's a whole desert
out there.
Just think of it
as one giant sandbox.
Thanks, I'll hold it.
- Mmm.
- [Lara] Oh.
Oh, oh.
[giggling]
Oh, my God.
You've got a strong bladder
there, honey.
[man] That's what
I'm talking about.
Young love,
it's a beautiful thing!
[man #2] Yeah.
[man #3] Rock that p*ssy!
Where are you going?
Stretch my legs.
She told us not
to leave the bus.
Drivers do not tell the
paying customer what to do.
Other way around, buddy.
Learn it, live it, love it.
Keep the groove
so we can dance
Keep the groove
so we can dance
Keep the groove
so we can dance
Krystal, if you're giving dance
seminars at Burning Man, sign me up.
- What are you offering?
- Free massages.
And for you as well.
Come on, let's party.
Oh, I love communing
with nature.
[man] Looks like it's
going to be a nice night.
- Once we ever get there.
- Well, you know what they say.
It's not about the destination but
enjoying the journey that matters.
And who are "they," exactly?
Oh, they? They are those who
know and say things of wisdom.
Well, I don't know them,
and I don't know you, either.
Oh, sorry, Stuart Parker, veterinarian.
Pleasure to meet you.
Oh, Alan Armstrong,
rich-as-f*** entrepreneur
and wild game hunter
on the side, but,
I'll happily kill
any type of animal.
I'm not picky.
I see.
- That wasn't very nice.
- I didn't come here to be nice.
I came here to f***, do drugs,
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