Party Bus to Hell
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[chanting]
[music playing]
[panting]
We have to keep on going.
- They're coming.
- Wait, this isn't right.
- Yes. We have to go north.
- This isn't right.
Yes, it is.
We have to go this way.
Yeah, come on!
Wait, that isn't north!
Come back, wait.
I'm telling you,
the highway's over there.
- No, it's not, it's this way.
- No, you're wrong.
- Come with me, come on.
- Don't touch me, Lloyd.
If you don't come with me, you're dead.
We both are.
You know it. They're going to kill us.
Sacrifice us.
No, they're not.
Not us.
What did you do?
You're one of them.
I was just trying
to save us.
- Liar!
- Darby...
the heat, the desert,
it's making you...
Crazy? I'll show you crazy.
[groans]
[cackles]
Big mistake, b*tch.
[screams]
[groans]
Come here, rip her tits off.
[music playing]
[brakes screech]
[scoffs]
- I'm not that type of girl.
- What, do you have a penis?
What are you looking at?
Whoo-hoo, party town,
here I come.
- Hey, why aren't you set?
- Where's the fun in that?
[woman]
Whoo!
Hey. On or off, what's it going to
be, I ain't got all day, sweetie.
- Where you headed?
- Black Rock City.
Where the only limits
are your imagination.
How much?
Money's not accepted
at Burning Man.
Only gifts.
Does that include
free rides?
It does today.
- Cool beans, thanks.
- [cheering]
[music playing]
We're on a party bus
A party bus to hell
We're on a party bus
Party bus to hell
The fun has started
There ain't no going back
once this thing has departed
Nothing better than this
it's the trip of a lifetime
You know we're going to party
till the end of the line
We're on a party bus
Party bus to hell
Whoo! This bus rocks!
[all cheering]
Party bus to hell
[music playing]
[chatter]
Bus pop?
Melts in your mouth.
- Or any other place.
- [both giggling]
Oh, hell yeah.
On a party bus
Party bus to hell
Hey, where's my shirt?
- Where did you last see it?
- On my chest?
But then I got high.
You sure did. Oh!
To hell
We're on a party bus
Party bus to...
[man]
Take it off, take if off!
Take it off!
Honey, honey, honey, Burning
Man is not a PG-13 event.
There's going to be
drugs, nudity,
and sex and art and nudity
- Guys and girls...
- Wee!
I know what I'm getting
myself into.
And what you're not.
...restrictions,
limits, rules.
Not in the sex dome, I hear, 5,000
sex enthusiasts ready to orgy.
[both]
Yeah!
Why do you have
so many clothes on?
Mm.
[all]
Whoa!
- Sorry.
- I'm not.
Where are we?
On a party bus,
heading to the Burning Man festival
in Black Rock City, Nevada.
It's a place to be yourself
That sounds fun,
I want to go to there.
Well, you're in luck,
this is my third burn.
I go mostly
for the art exhibits.
Mostly.
Oh, you got something there.
What is it?
A smudge?
No, just the nipple.
A beautiful, perfect nipple.
Didn't anyone
hear me banging?
I've been trapped
in there over an hour.
- With my shirt.
- Huh?
But you gifted it to me.
Unlikely story, pre-vert.
Hmm, that's better.
[music playing]
She said
it feels so wrong
But it's gotta be right
Nice, hold that.
Hold it to your right.
It feels so wrong,
but it's gotta be right
It feels so wrong,
but it's gotta be right
That's great, Kim, perfect.
You're beautiful.
Now just lose the top.
Do you think that'd be
a little gratuitous, Jay?
There's no such thing
as gratuitous female nudity.
It's all in your mind.
Pretty sure
it'd be all my body.
Would it help
if I was topless too?
[Darby]
Help!
He's trying to kill me.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Help me!
They're trying to kill me.
Help!
Help! Please.
Help me.
They're trying to kill me.
It's them. The desert.
They're alive.
They can hear someone else.
Everything they say.
They're out there,
they're listening.
They're gonna get us
right now.
I swear to Mike...
Darling, there's nobody here
but us.
No, no.
No, no.
That's what
they want you to think.
They're here.
Everything that you say,
they turn around and they'll
use it against you.
They hear everything
you're saying.
Your deepest, darkest fears.
They'll pick up a reality.
They're here.
We're surrounded.
- Deepest, darkest fears?
- Deepest, darkest fears.
You mean, like...
like mummies?
Yes, yes, like mummies.
- Like f***ing mummies.
- [screams]
They're up here,
they're on us now.
Mummies? Really, Kim?
- Nobody's afraid of mummies.
- Like mummies.
- I am.
- [growling]
[Kim screaming]
Topless.
Me, too.
Come, motherf***er.
[growls]
Stop.
[mummy groans]
I hate f***ing mummies.
[growls]
I said
I hate f***ing mummies.
[chatter]
So, how much longer?
A few hours.
Yeah, we had a bit
of a late start.
I'm not pointing any fingers.
I just wanted to know
if there's anything
we could do
to make up some time.
Yeah, there is,
- We left the highway?
- Yeah.
About five minutes ago.
This ride may get
a bit bumpy,
about five hours off.
Easy.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Oh, sh*t.
[screams]
Warned you.
The ride may get a bit bumpy.
You're so f***ed.
See, I told you.
[chittering]
What the hell
is the driver on? Acid?
A shortcut. Relax, Alan,
we're making good time.
We better be. This ride
ain't cheap, you know.
I gave up a hunting trip
in Africa for this.
Well, there's better music and plenty
of eye candy of the female variety.
It's pretty amazing.
It doesn't matter
if you're rich or poor,
just as long as you bring enough
condoms and toilet paper.
And I did not forget
the Viagra either.
- Ooh, Viagra's a good gift.
- Not a gift. It's for me.
My gift is my dick.
- [brakes hiss]
- Are we there?
[all]
Come on. Aw.
Hey. Everybody out.
We're just making
a quick pit stop.
Gonna check the wheel
tire pressure.
So, sit tight.
We'll be back on the road
before you know it.
No problem, as long as
we get there tonight.
Don't worry, sweetie,
it's going to be the night
of your life.
[chuckling]
Hey, who's up for 100 bottles
of beer on the wall?
- I am.
- Me! I'll have a beer.
Me, too.
Oh, no, the song,
not real beers, you know.
100 bottles of beer
on the wall
100 bottles of beer
[all] Take one down,
pass it around
99 bottles of beer
on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down,
pass it around
99 bottles of beer
on the wall
[all singing]
Hey, Lara, will you...
will you help me in the
bathroom with something?
- With what?
- You'll see.
- [giggles]
- [singing continues]
Great, and I have to pee.
There's a whole desert
out there.
Just think of it
as one giant sandbox.
Thanks, I'll hold it.
- Mmm.
- [Lara] Oh.
Oh, oh.
[giggling]
Oh, my God.
You've got a strong bladder
there, honey.
[man] That's what
I'm talking about.
Young love,
it's a beautiful thing!
[man #2] Yeah.
[man #3] Rock that p*ssy!
Where are you going?
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