Paranormal Movie Page #2

---

with the director, so he killed her off.

I'm your new girlfriend, Katie.

Oh, right!

Did you hear that?

Yeah, I did. What is it?

I don't know. It's coming

from the basement.

Baby, I'm scared.

Don't worry about it. Everything's going to be okay.

I've got a camera.

Oh, it's William Katt.

Hey, Larry.

I forgot. William Katt

lives in our basement.

Hi, Bill.

Hi. How are you?

- How could you forget, man?

- I'm sorry.

Hey, Bill, I got a question.

Have you heard anything strange going on?

We've been hearing

weird noises

and doors opening and closing

for no reason and stuff.

Could be gnomes.

Gnomes?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, gnomes.

They're like little leprechauns.

They get in through the walls.

They cause all kinds of problems.

You gotta watch out for them.

Okay.

Hey, do we have any strong

sedatives in the house?

Sedatives?

Yeah, I need

something that's gonna knock

a 400-pound woman on her ass.

I've been keeping this girl

down in the basement

for about half a year,

and I feed her nothing but 18 pounds

of catfish every day.

She's gotten so fat, she

can't even move anymore.

She's completely dependent

on me to keep her alive.

That's terrible.

Yeah.

But, you know, when you've been

as famous as I have,

for as long as I have,

you've got to do whatever

you can to get your rocks off, right?

What? Whoa! God damn it!

Look out! Look out!

Whoa!

What?

- Did you see him?

- What?

- The gnome?

- A gnome?

Gnome?

Oh, come on, Larry.

- You didn't see the gnome?

- No.

It was right there.

I didn't see it.

You know, I did a little angel dust

a little while ago.

I don't know,

maybe that's it.

I think you dropped

something, Bill.

Yeah, you dropped something.

What's that?

Is that...

Is that a finger?

Oh... Oh, yes.

Yes, indeed.

That is a finger.

I won this off a Somali pirate

some years ago in a game of five-finger fillet.

Little bastards. Not nearly as good

with the blade as you'd think they are.

Okay. All right.

Going back down to my basement.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Larry.

Goodbye.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night, Bill.

- Have a good one.

- Have a good one. Jesus!

- God damn it! Son of a b*tch!

- Look out! Look out.

- F***. God damn!

- Watch out for those little f***ers, man.

- Okay.

- You can't be too careful.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

Love that guy.

Can we do

a sound test real quick?

I want to see how good this mike is.

What should I do?

Just whisper something creepy.

Okay. But this time try to speak up.

I'm testing the mike here.

Okay. One more time.

Okay, go ahead!

Wow! This mike is really good.

It's like you're standing right...

Okay. That looks pretty good.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes