Once Upon a Time at Christmas Page #2

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simple here in woodridge.

Simply put,

a man's been murdered.

Yeah, and I hope you catch

the son of a b*tch.

But we do not want

to start a panic now, do we?

So you want me

to conduct this manhunt

with one hand tied

behind my back?

I want you to do your job,

sheriff.

As always, Bob,

your leadership is inspiring.

Have a productive day, sheriff.

A**hole.

Wrpt woodridge,

for all you couples looking

to have some hot fun

together tonight...

- Jesus.

- Sh*t.

What, seems to be

the problem, officer?

Yeah, I'm looking

for "old romantic 1980."

Is that you?

What?

Yeah, man, we met online.

Chat room.

Are you serious?

No, dipshit.

I'm joking.

You two shouldn't be out here.

It ain't illegal.

What's that?

Call her parents?

What he means, sir, is we're

not doing anybody any harm.

And where do your parents

think you are?

It's Christmas.

You're a few days

out there, kid.

All right, look.

I'm heading out to mcdermott's

place, checking on a call.

I'll be about an hour.

Okay.

"So you'll be gone

when I get back," okay.

Okay.

Have a good evening, sir.

Yeah.

Sh*t. That was close.

- Yeah.

- Think he's gone already?

- Give him a chance, Troy.

- Okay.

Maybe we should go.

You heard him.

He's gonna be back in an hour.

Come on, look, I'll let you

drive my car a bit.

It's your dad's car, Troy.

Well, I'll let you

play with my gears.

It's an automatic.

What was that?

- What?

- There was a noise.

- Babe, please.

- Don't, "babe, please" me.

I'm taking you on your word that you're not

still fully hung up on your ex-girlfriend.

- Jen?

- Yeah, Jen.

Sweetheart, she means

nothing to me.

There. Underneath the car.

It's probably just a raccoon.

Do you still wanna do this?

I don't know.

Babe, you're the only one for me.

There's nobody else.

Say more things like that.

The worst that could happen

is you get pregnant.

I'm on birth control, you moron.

Well, then what else

could go wrong?

I have no idea why I love you.

Baby, you...

Sh*t!

Get us out of here!

It won't start.

There's no battery!

My god!

My god!

- Get out!

- My door is jammed!

No!

- Sheriff.

- Fullard.

It's a mess.

- Who?

- Two kids. Teenagers.

What happened?

Be a couple days before the

fire inspector gets back to us.

Kathy says you saw them before.

Called something in.

Didn't you recognize them?

They're just kids.

I... I don't know...

Come on, it's a small town.

Look, sheriff, I haven't

been here as long as...

Some people.

Anything back on the DNA?

Sent to the state

lab last night.

You know we're not gonna be

first priority though.

We might be.

You don't think this is

connected to that?

Completely different mos?

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