Not Suitable for Children

Synopsis: A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Peter Templeman
Production: Well Go USA
  4 wins & 7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
97 min

render you infertile.

As in...

As in unable to father children

in the natural way.

Thankfully, modern science

offers us a fantastic alternative.

Please take care to contain

the first spurt of the ejaculate.

And... Oh, please don't use any of

the hand soap until afterwards.

Some men try it for lubrication.

Any questions?

We lost the deposit on the speakers.

I tried to tell them that

they just went fuzzy after a while.

But then he tipped them on their side

and lukewarm beer spilled out.

Why haven't you taken back the lights?


Jonah's got cancer.

Gus. It's nothing.


No! I mean...not bad cancer.

It''s gonna be fine.

What kind of cancer'?


Oh, fucking hell, Gus.

It's actually... It's easy to fix.

They just gotta take out the ball.

One day in hospital.

And then there's this other treatment.


But it's not like where you go green

and get sick and stuff.

The doc said people go right back to

work, so I'll still be able to do things.

What do they do with the ball?

Do you get to see it afterwards?

I dunno, Gus.


Um, have you spoken to your sister?

F*ck. No. Uh...I will.

Guess I should...

I should probably tell Ava too, huh?

Oh, are you guys speaking again?

Yeah. I mean...

Well, we did say six months of...

No contact.


But...she would wanna know this.

Well, we better cancel next Friday.

Do you wanna send out

a group email or...

What? No. We're not gonna cancel,

it's a couple of days away.

I don't wanna have to explain.

We can't stop now.

We've got some real momentum.

You know, we don't want to lose it.

We'd draw attention if we cancelled.


Hi, this is Ava.

I'm not around, so please leave

a mess...message after the beep.

Thank you.

Also I promised Azzi

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Michael Lucas is the name of: Michael Lucas (director) (born 1972), performer in and director of gay pornographic films Michael Lucas (political activist) (born 1926), artist, designer, and political activist Michael Lucas, 2nd Baron Lucas of Chilworth (1926–2001), British peer and Conservative politician Mike Lucas (born 1959), football coach more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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