No Way Jose Page #2
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- 2015
- 97 min
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You're a very, very,
very handsome, ugly...
that if you don't have kids you're
gonna effectively suspend your age.
Beautiful and lonely,
sounds great.
Where are my Breathe Right?
They didn't seem
stir-crazy to you?
How can you seem
stir-crazy in a park?
Exactly.
That's right, how can you
seem stir-crazy at a park?
And yet somehow they've
managed to achieve this.
I think it's sweet.
Their little life with
park parties
and nesting at home.
I don't know if that's nesting so
much as it is Stockholm Syndrome.
You know they wanted
to move to Tokyo, right?
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were gonna do
that house swap thing.
Before the kids were born.
But then they ended up
with a dud UvaDisc.
We use UvaDisc.
What?
Japan?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Japan, Japan.
Kate is an obsessive
Japanophile.
'cause it's too depressing.
I don't know,
maybe we should use
a cervical cap or something.
Yeah, if you want
to use it as a butt plug.
Wow.
It's depressing.
I mean, you know,
Kate used to be an attorney
for homeless veterans.
Now she's got to represent little
miniature white vegetarian rappers.
Just so they, you know,
they can maintain their overhead
and remodel that Gray
Gardens backyard of theirs.
So doing well is a curse
Yeah, that's right.
Okay.
Sh*t.
You know,
I still think it would be really nice
to go away for your birthday.
Just, you know, maybe we go to
Santa Barbara on the actual day.
Santa Barbara on the actual day?
Yeah.
in song.
You know you're supposed to
wind down before bed, not up.
Honey, I took like 11 Ambien.
I'll be dead in two minutes.
Santa Barbara.
Right, Santa Barbara.
Um...
Okay, Santa Barbara. Focus.
Honey, I...
I just don't want to be
anywhere when I turn
four... You know...
The thing.
Look, we're going to Mexico, right?
That's good. We're gonna go to
Mexico right after the arraignment.
And then...
Wedding.
Well, I know. It's in a court so it's
really more like an arraignment.
You didn't want a big wedding.
I'm gonna kill you!
I wanted a huge wedding.
Great, let's do it.
I want a gigantic wedding.
With thousands of...
With just thousands
of family members.
Okay.
I want a huge wedding.
What is that?
What, what, what?
That burning?
Honey, it's my sports rub.
Got to warn me.
Assume it's always on.
Jesus Christ.
Pillows everywhere.
Cute.
E-mail from the PTA.
PTA?
You're not...
No, God forbid.
Okay, okay, I was just...
You're safe.
Because that'd be a funny way to find out,
you know?
No, I signed up
for the Friends of Balboa
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