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you know?

Yo!

What is this?

That is a Balinese death mask.

"Death mask"?

Yeah, it's crazy, right?

This is crazy. Look at... Yo.

Where did you get it?

Bali.

God, I miss travelling.

Whoa.

How do I look?

You look like death.

Check this out.

Oh.

Cool, right?

Yeah, cool.

Now you look like

the queen of death.

Voodoo priestess.

When you come back

from a long trip,

you feel like...

smarter,

like, more grown,

not, like, older,

but, like, more mature.

The time difference alone

changes our

whole body's chemistry.

And we all use, like, what,

like, 12% of our brain, right?

So, who's to say,

when we're in India,

we're not activating

the Indian part here?

Breathing in Indian air,

you're drinking like an Indian.

You're Indian. But you're you.

You know what I mean?

That's some Wu-Tang sh*t.

Got it dripping

like it's marble cake.

If you could live

anywhere in the world--

The Galapagos.

"The Galapagos"?

Mm-hmm, heard it in a song once.

Galapagos.

So, when we leaving?

Have to save up first.

You got to get a job.

That's easy,

now that I have a reason.

Mm-hmm.

I just hung up

the phone with you.

Hold your horses, dog.

I'll be there in hot one.

Man, dudes think I'm

the pizza guy or something.

You that dude.

What's up, my "G"?

Yo. You are who you know.

Yeah?

Hey, you know what?

What's that?

Let me get a extra half of that.

Like that?

Yo, Nina yo,

she smoke like a dude, dog.

All right, here you go.

Hold it down. How she doing?

She good, man. She working.

Okay, that's what's up.

Yeah.

All right, so now that

we all have our capes,

we can go through on the real

true magical adventure.

Are you guys ready?

Okay, but you have to put on

your super duper wizard walk.

And it goes

a little something like this.

Whoa!

Do you do

the wilderness tour as well?

Yeah, yeah, I do.

Oh, great. Well, I'd love to

take your card.

I'm actually bringing my

fifth-graders here on Friday.

And the kids

certainly loved you.

But you could just ask for me

by name. It's fine.

Okay, umm, well take care.

Thank you so much again.

Oh, guys, come on.

Hey!

I love you, Miss Nina.

Bye, Miss Nina.

You smell like my dad.

What?

Thank you again.

Come on, guys.

Excuse me. How you doing?

Excuse me. I have to go.

Mmm.

Why are you following me?

I know you, you know.

What you mean--?

Don't think

I don't know you.

I not stealing. I can buy and

sell you. I don't have to steal.

I don't even know what you

talking about right now.

What de ras

you following me for?

You're making a scene right now,

you crazy lady. Cool off.

That is bearshit

you're doing. Stop it.

What de ras you following me

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