Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #2

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If you're lucky,

and you make the cut,

you will be joining a sisterhood

and making best

friends for life.

Yay!

We're getting a hot tub.

Yay!

We have all brand

new feather duvets.

That's dope.

And we got a new chef,

and we're going gluten-free.

Hi. What are you doing?

I totally should've offered it

to you first, man. I'm sorry.

Pecking order, you know?

Who hits it first?

No, you go for it.

No, we don't hit

joints here, ever.

That's against the rules. You're

gonna have to take that out.

Cup!

Cup.

This is $12. There's

hash oil in the middle.

Cup!

Your parties must

totally suck ass

if you can't smoke weed.

Am I right?

Oh, damn!

We don't throw parties here.

No sorority can.

According to the

Greek Council, we can't.

Really?

No, this is an actual,

real thing.

In the United States of America,

sororities are not allowed to

throw parties in their houses.

Only frats can.

Google it.

Oh, my God! Really?

You just don't party?

No, of course we party, stupid.

We just do it at frats.

Yes!

Phi Lambda!

Hey!

Oh, hi!

Sorry, if I interrupted.

No, I...

I don't actually

know anyone here,

so I was just

rereading old texts,

so I don't look like a loser.

So was I.

No one was texting me.

Are you rushing Phi Lambda?

Yes, I'm Beth.

I'm Shelby.

This is exciting, right?

Yes!

First frat party.

Yeah, totally.

Totally.

Ten in the bucket.

Yeah, go.

Hey, what's up?

Ten in the bucket.

Okay.

You're cool.

Get in there.

Uh, no way.

This is all of my money.

No, no. We got a runner!

Thank you so much!

Oh, my God. I feel

like this entire room

is just a giant arrow pointing

upstairs so they can f*** us.

Oh, my God!

'Sup? You wanna

go upstairs?

Who are you asking?

I don't wanna be rude. I really

don't have a preference.

No.

'Scuse!

This isn't exactly

what I expected, you know?

Yeah, you mean this f***ing

sucks, right? Yeah.

And does no one

know that the same song

keeps playing

over and over again?

Oh, my God, I noticed!

And it makes me want

to blow my brains out.

Hi, I'm Nora, by the way.

Hi, I'm Nora.

Yeah, no.

Let's get out of here!

Let's leave!

I am so happy I

found you guys-

That was the most

weird party ever.

I thought college parties were

supposed to be fun or something.

Yeah, I felt unsafe.

It was super rapey in there.

If I'm being honest,

I've never done drugs before,

but college is

about new experiences.

And here I am,

and I'm gonna do weed.

Okay.

Just take a little bit.

Wow, that's a big hit.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Do you need some water?

Are you okay?

Oh, my God. I think

she's gonna boot.

If she boots, I boot.

You're beautiful.

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