Natural Born Lovers Page #2

To offset your Karma, we let them go free.

He helped out, too!

Bastard! Didn't you say you guys

played mahjong all night?

They went fishing!

No, honey, I really did play mahjong all night.

Hey, bro! Damn you!

You're spitting it out in pieces.

You'd better straighten this out!

Actually, what happened was this:

As the two of us were sitting there fishing...

This guy called up and wanted to play mahjong,

so since we'd been at it a good while

and wanted a break, we told him to bring

the tiles over to the pier and played four rounds.

Man, that place was really lucky, eh?

I won hand after hand.

Pures, Three Great Dragons,

Four Great Blessings...

They said I was practically a Mahjong God!

You're so great? Then who lost the most?

Old Wong from that store one street over!

Wong?

Didn't you say he died

and you'd be at his wake all night?

How could he possibly lose?

Bro, how about you try

and answer these suspicions.

Me again?

Just do what you can.

What finally happened was this:

So the three of us

were playing mahjong at the pier

and we thought we'd call Old Wong to join.

But when we called,

it turned out he was already dead.

Since last night was his wake,

why not just bring the tiles to the funeral home?

You played at a funeral parlour?

Well, there's no commission and

the AC is really good.

Most importantly, no complaints

for playing a few more rounds.

Now that we're all clear

on last night's whereabouts,

We'd really best order some food, okay?

Hold on!

Now what?

Not everyone's here.

Who else is missing?

Mom found a girl from Canada and

flew her here especially to meet you.

What?

Son of a b*tch!

Why the hell isn't she here, yet?

Excuse me, is this the Cheung's?

So you're Ching?

I am. Mrs. Cheung asked me to come!

Sit down, Ching, we've been waiting for you.

So, Ching, are you in Hong Kong

for work, or on holiday?

Actually, I'm an air hostess, so I fly everywhere.

Back in Canada, Mrs. Cheung keeps telling me

to come over and have dinner with you guys.

Don't worry, we three sisters

are all very friendly.

You guys are sisters?

Oh, the white girl is adopted,

so she's not as pretty as us.

A lot of people also screw that up.

Nice to meet you! Pretty girl!

You're an air hostess, right?

I work security, so we're both in uniform.

This truly is fate.

You bastard,

is this my brother's blind date or yours?

If you don't sit down right now,

I'll slit my wrists, you f***ing bastard!

Hey, brother! See what she likes to eat!

A bowl is okay, right?

Our family likes to drink tea this way.

Doesn't it seem better in a bowl?

So then, are you tired?

How about we catch a movie?

Well, if you don't want to,

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