National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party Page #3

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You've got sunshine

boy out there.

Okay, that's not that easy.

Know what? First chance I get,

I'm getting outta here.

I'm going to New York and

I'm gonna be an artist.

You know, I don't care about

being rich or famous, dude.

I just wanna work,

and keep my edge.

Your edge.

Yeah. My edge. And

when I do get a boyfriend,

he'll be into poetry,

painting and art. You watch.

Um, news flash, Iris. Hmm.

Boyfriends who are into

all that already have

boyfriends of their own.

Crap.

I got an idea!

Oh really? What?

Let's flash Sparky.

Okay.

You ready?

Yeah.

One, two, three!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Alright, JD. Tell me the

story in excruciating detail.

Alright, so...

I was out on my board

and then like all of a sudden

out of nowhere this like

perfect wave just comes at me.

So I paddle into it, right? And

I get up, and I lay down like

this sweet bottom turn and then

like, I was right there, yeah.

I'm right there, and the wave

just starts throwing its lip

over me, just like throwing

it over me like that.

It was like the most

beautiful feeling of my life.

And what happened

after that, man?

Uhh...

C'mon, man. You had

to see something, bro.

Yeah, uh, I'm

looking around, and...

and I see Del!

Yeah, man! The first person

I saw on the beach was Del!

Del!

Hey Del!

Oh. Hey, Guys.

What's up?

Hey.

Hey, hey.

Everything okay?

Yeah. Del, uh, listen.

Do you remember seeing

me this morning?

Sure. It was about 08:57,

close to nine. I tell time by

the sun and I usually get it

right within a minute or two.

Alright, well, look, my

surfboard got stolen.

Did you see anything?

Yeah. Did you

see anything?

What do you mean - the Souther?

He was driven' a Datsun 2802.

It was orange.

Do you remember anything else?

Dudes, you can't get the

right answers in life unless

you ask the right questions.

Whoa.

2QAN574.

So, what

is the right question?

I don't know.

Really, JD, if I could find

the guy who did this to you,

I would kill him.

No. You know what?

I wouldn't just kill him,

I'd beat his ass first,

and then I would kill him.

No. You know what? I'd

kick his ass and kill him,

but first, I'd steal his board

so he knew what it felt like.

Shut up, stupid.

Why would he steal JD's

board if he already had one?

What?

If he had a board

to steal, I mean.

I'd steal that one.

Wait. What?

Which one would you steal?

I'd steal 'em both, Dude.

Yeah.

I'm a badass.

Okay, so how are we

gonna find this guy?

Oh, she said something

about that Souther

in the Datsun, yeah?

Yeah, right.

The orange 2802, huh?

Yeah.

You stupid blind f***er!

Ahhh!

Oh f***.

Here we go again.

What!

What, Sparky?

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