Napoleon Dynamite Page #5
your transportation situation.
I mean, do you-- you got a car
you can borrow from someone?
Well, that's the problem
right now.
At the moment,
nothing comes to mind.
You can borrow my van for the time being.
I-- I do better on foot anyway.
We also need some way to make us
look official, like we got all the answers.
How about some gold bracelets?
We need, like,
some name tags...
with our picture on it,
all laminated and whatnot.
I mean, we gotta
look legit, man.
That's true. That's true.
Say, you know of a-- a place
we can get our picture taken...
like a-- a photo store?
Okay.
Turn your head
on more of a slant.
Now, make a fist...
and slowly ease it up
underneath your chin.
- This is looking really good.
- You can say that again.
[Deb]
Now, just imagine
you're weightless.
You're in the middle
of the ocean...
surrounded by
tiny little sea horses.
[Shutter Clicks]
That was the one. I think
that's gonna come out really nice.
[Chuckles]
Uh, you did it?
Wow. Wow, that felt
really relaxed.
Thanks, Deb.
- [Buzzing]
- [Chuckles] You're up, Kip.
Is there some kind of vest
that I can wear?
- Where have you been?
- I got sick.
Has Summer said
anything to you yet?
No, not yet.
Well, she said no.
She did?
- Well, what about that other girl?
- What other girl?
- The one that left all that crap on your porch.
- You mean Deb?
- Yes, her.
- What about her?
- Well, I asked her out too.
- What?
Well, nobody's gonna
go out with me.
- No, but who would?
- I don't even have any good skills.
- What do you mean?
You know, like...
nunchaku skills,
bow hunting skills...
computer hacking skills.
Girls only want boyfriends
who have great skills.
Aren't you pretty good
at drawing, like...
animals and warriors and stuff?
Yes.
Probably the best
that I know of.
Just draw a picture of the girl
you want to take out...
and give it to her
for, like, a gift or something.
That's a pretty good idea.
Now, if you invest
in the 24-piece set...
a little gift.
So, what's the gift?
I bet you folks
don't have one of these.
I want that.
You see, this ain't
your run-of-the-mill "crapper-ware."
These are some serious
"NuPont" fiber-woven bowls.
So, if we purchase
the 24-piece set...
the mini sailboat
is included?
That's correct, sir.
Lance, you look like
Why don't you see if you can
give that a nice tear.
Don't hurt yourself now.
I can't do it.
Can't.
So, uh...
how does the "dealio"
sound to you?
- [Door Closes]
- [Engine Starts]
Dang it.
- Is Trisha here?
- Oh, I'm sorry, she's not.
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