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Oh, well. This way looks good, too.

Okay, Dominic, I thought we could start

our world tour in London.

Or how about

the world capital of comedy?

Berlin, Germany.

Germany!

Was that supposed to happen?

You guys are gonna love this place.

Okay, here we are, guys.

The Hole in the Wall Club!

"Die

Looks like they put the reviews up early.

Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?

"Hole in the Wall Club"?

More like "Hole in the Ground Club."

Okay, everybody.

So, we'll start at the bottom

and work our way up.

I've booked us

into cabaret bars and coffee houses

all across the industrial cities

of Northern Germany.

Dusseldorf, Hamburg,

Mudburg, Vomitdorf.

Poopenburgen'?

Fozzie, we have a solid week

booked in Poopenburgen.

This looks great.

And I think we should

commend Kermit on his efforts.

Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.

Or, if I might be so bold,

maybe we could consider

another venue.

Another venue?

To be precise, this other venue.

Look at that theater!

What? No, no.

We don't have the money

to rent the Berlin National Theatre!

We'll make our money back

when we sell it out.

Kermie, I've always dreamed

of playing the Berlin National Theatre.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

More like, "Ein frankfurter"!

Watch it, buster.

Guys, I'm not sure

we can do this, you know?

Okay, let's put this to the vote.

All those in favor

of believing in ourselves,

raise your hands.

That's not what I'm saying.

And all those in favor of just giving up.

I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.

Good. Well, I'm glad

we made this decision.

Wonderful!

So cool!

Isn't that exciting. I can't believe it.

All right, gather round, troops.

Everybody?

Okay, 9W5-

Since we're playing such a big theater,

let's stick with what we know.

We'll open with a cabaret number...

Kermit, when do I do

the indoor running of the bulls?

Mr. Kermit, sir?

I would very much like to demonstrate

my magnetic bomb-attractor vest.

Bunsen, why would you even

invent one of those?

Why did I invent

the unexpectedly exploding cupcake?

Hey, what about Muppet Ladder?

Muppet Ladder?

That's never, ever worked, Gonzo.

Last time we all tried that

was 20 years ago

and you ended up

in a cast for six months.

Yeah, good times.

Kermit, what if I do

four or five Celine Dion songs?

You know Celine Dion,

she works in Vegas.

No, Piggy, there's no time for that.

What about the band's

marathon jam session?

Drum solo! Drum solo!

No drum solo!

Guys, guys, guys!

We can't just do whatever we want.

This is our opening night.

Let's play to our strengths, because...

Well...

Look, I didn't want to worry you guys

but if we don't sell this theater out,

it would mean the end of the tour.

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