Moving Violations Page #2

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- Yeah.

- We'll get you home

in no time.

Oh, I bet you will.

And remember

Mr. Parkins?

The man at the butcher's shop?

He was cutting a slice

of chuck steak or something,

- and he cut part

of his finger off.

- Oh, that's awful.

Oh, and the girls came

over last Tuesday for bridge.

- I won 15 bucks!

- Wow.

- Damn buses,

always in the way!

I hate driving

in this airport...

too much traffic.

Here we go. Come on, buddy,

Let's move it.

So that bingo game,

I'm telling you!

It was a wonder...

Oh, sh*t!

- Hey, Ernie, how is it going?

- Pretty good.

Hank?

Well, look who's here.

Mr. Cannon.

Wow, isn't this incredible?

Some higher power must really

want the three of us

to be together.

You got a car too.

Why is that?

You don't park any better

than you drive, do you?

- What are you talking about?

- This car is parked in front

of a hydrant.

Well, I can see that.

- Now I want you

to move this car.

- Why?

Because you're

breaking the law.

No, I'm not.

Deputy Morris,

I think this car is loaded

with violations, don't you?

Yeah.

Like this...

broken taillight.

Deputy Morris,

what about that

malfunctioning headlight?

How do you like that?

You guys are nutty.

I've had it with you, punk.

Gee, I just don't

understand it.

I always loved

you guys on "Chips."

What do you think

you're doing, Halik?

On their behalf, sir,

may I say that this car

was evil?

- Possessed of Satan,

it had to be dest...

- Shut up!

Well, sir, you see,

I asked him to move his car...

It's not his car, Halik.

It's not?

It's mine!

Yours?!

I'll see the both of you

first thing in the morning

in my office.

Uh-oh.

Sounds like trouble, kids.

Don't worry.

Don't let it get you down.

Life goes on.

You guys will bounce back,

I can feel it.

You're that kind of people.

Listen, I'll be seeing

you kids around.

Because you are all

repeat offenders,

having received many,

many violations before,

your licenses will be

held here by the clerk

in suspension,

and your cars are to be kept

in the county impound facility.

Your honor, are you saying

you're taking away

our licenses and

keeping our cars?

That's exactly what I'm saying.

- Whoa!

- Jesus.

- Question,

your viciousness.

- Excuse me?

You're excused.

Um, how do we get

our cars back?

That's very simple.

You are all sentenced

to traffic school.

After completing

the course,

which will meet five nights

over a one-week period,

you will receive

a certificate of competency

and your vehicles and licenses

will be returned.

I hit a casket

with a puppet stage.

What am I doing here?

That I would like you

to explain, your holiness.

Quiet!

If I may, I'd like

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